we suck young blood

No, I really don't think that you're the second coming of Jesus Christ. That's probably not stigmata anyway; you may have just hurt yourself in a drunken stupor. Make sure it doesn't get infected.

So what you're saying is, it's gotten bigger each day? I suggest you see a doctor.

have a great evening

My penis is itchy.

What female doesn't?

I'm not going to deny that's awesome, but I really don't think you could pull off Freddie Mercury's yellow jacket from the '86 Tour. Save your money.

Is there really any reason someone should do something so....so degrading? I mean, being a stripper is one thing, but standing on the sidewalk pleasuring old men with saggy balls is just...it's just wrong.

Why would you say that? Don't you know the civil rights movement happened?

fact of the matter is, i dont think you should have gotten that tattoo.

Uh, I don't see how you're so confused about the concept of cucumbers vs. pickles. They're really not that hard to distinguish. I mean, granted, a pickle is a cucumber, but it's been...pickled. When it's pickled, it tastes completely different. And is usually damp. I guess that if the cucumber was damp, that might be confusing, but I can't tell for sure from where I am if what you have is a cucumber or a pickle.

Did it come out of a jar?

...so it works better if you use a banana.

My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.

There's really nothing hard to understand about intercourse. Like you said, if you do it long enough, it'll get bigger, and it'll slip right in every time.

this is all getting ridiculous

and i'm getting delirious

Still surprised that you even did that. How many practice does it take?

why does the sun keep on shining?
and why is the sea blue?

penis penis penis

i haz a toothbrush

lulz

So I says to him, "Bernie" I says, "You'll never make that money back."

you have a gun pointing at me

i'm asking you a small favor

shoot me before they get at me

or i'll have to shoot you

i have a gun

I agree, I would totally have intercourse with John Baizley

See, that's what i'm saying. When you really read into the lyrics, there is a deeper meaning.

So anyway, to continue the story, I absolutely ploughed the shit out of her to the apparent discomfort of the old lady sitting on the pew opposite, and her groans appeared to have a negative impact on the ceremony. Anyway, I slid my hand up her shirt, and the vicar's quiet words were completely drowned out by her increasingly loud moaning, at which point he asked us to either stop immediately or leave the church. However the passion was too intense, and for the next half hour we were lost in each other, and when finally put our clothes back on, the church was completely empty.

I've read every single post in here and come to the conclusion that you're all idiots.

Didn't you post in here before now? :wave:

Well I at least thought that was the beauty of the thread - I can post anything as retarded as I wish to be under the OP's instructions with no one knowing ;)
But OK, if we ought to make more of an effort to sound intelligent, let's do it!

Man, I don't even sort of like paprika.

My balls itch, should i just chop them off?

Queef Latina

Yea man I didnt think anyone would actually post in here when I made it. They are all idiots. But Im the biggest idiot of all I think.

What are we doing with our lives?

I want to be the first person to spontaneously combust.

My poop smells funny.

I have encountered a moral conundrum... Do I point out that it is obvious that someone has read the previous post, and obviously referenced it, or do I go ahead and post something completely random and act as though it can be unseen?

Clearly you have also read posts. If I was the thread mod I would ban you and myself immediately, FROM THE INTERNET.

howard is an awesome duck, yes he is

I'm going to make grilled cheese.

Whoever posted above me is hot. Whoever posts next is an arsehole.