Happy Green Vomit Day
 

My bronchitis medicine shouldn't be taken with alcohol.... but I'm going to drink anyways.

I hope you all have a horrible, horrible morning; I hope your clothes are stained, your body bruised, and your conscience burdened with vague memories of regret.

:)

And I wish you the same, sir.

:):):):):)

My boyfriend says he thinks he can drink an Irish person under the table. We shall soon find out :D

I don't remember St. Patty's day last year lol! I don't think I'm going to drink that much tonight haha

tell your boyfriend to fly out here tonight, i'll show him how an ethnically part irish canadian teen can drink.

LOL, never met an irish person has he?

i have been having a very GREEN day indeed, and i don't mean the dyed hair or drink.

Could you out-drink a 100% Serbian guy? He's looking for a real challenge :laughing:

AH. The Serbians are good at drinking too, I knew one last year, mad fecker.

Yeah, they are! Haha!

Serbia's not even a real country so probably :D. Send his ass my way.

The same to all of you! I'm a DD, so here's to hoping I don't get hit by someone who didn't think they needed one, or just didn't bother to get one.

Ohhhh you bet it is! Watch yourself there, young man :laughing:

Has he tried drinking with real Americans, or just ninnies on the coast?

People in the Midwest are obviously the hardest drinkers in the nation. We've brutal winters, we're home to all the major breweries, and most people have an ancestry that mixes Northern European & Celtic - which is like saying your guard dog is part rottweiler and part dragon.



^^^ Seth Putnam was half-irish.

lol at posting an east coast ninnie band to underscore midwestern chest thumping.

Oh I'm not sure if he's ever had a drink with a true American person. Canadians for sure, but I don't know about Americans. He used to like to party it up with American tourists in Belgrade nightclubs though :laughing:

:rofl:

I got pretty decently dog buggered last night and decided to remain sober this evening because I had to drive back from a friend's place and didn't want any run ins with the police. When I left my friend's place it was snowing pretty hard so I am pretty happy with my decision. I work from home and it's spring break this week so I can really get drunk any night I choose.

LOL at thinking that Montana is in the Midwest, you really must be smashed.

:p

I'm from the Midwest, see? And people in Montana do not drink nearly as my people do.

Yeah, I thought about that too. The Midwest has many things; the only counties in the USA where people the majority of people are of Scandinavian descent, beautiful scenery, beautiful blue eyed blonde babes,a night sky so clear you can wonder about without a flashlight..... but it does not have many aggressive, sleazy bands.

Midnight are close; I've seen Ohio called part of the Midwest before, although they are on the fringes of it.

Yikes, my condolences brother. While I don't know the horrors of living in Misery or Kansas, I do know that alcohol is nearly the only means of maintaining lucidity when faced with that kind of nothingness.

Yeah, I hate it when entertainment isn't prepackaged, prefabricated, and just requires me to fork over some cash to enjoy; it's like they expect me to use my imagination, like a ***got.

:laughing:

yo dog i feel this

Note to self: Local homophobe doesn't consider alcohol to be "prepackaged".

i thought he was being facetious about something right

:laughing:

I did Irish car bombs. Best drink on earth but far out it hurt in the morning.

Double note to self: Having an imagination is for ***gots.



The gay agenda at work, people.

My boyfriend and I got sufficiently drunk late Saturday night and into Sunday morning, and I think we still have hangovers.

Well, you tried.