I was having a chat with someone about this very issue - his theory was that you're having a personality crisis and are creating numerous accounts to let the various facets of yourself express themselves.
The idea is that "the Virgin" was created to allow your inanity and innocence shine, "Baggs" was to demonstrate all your musical knowledge, "eraser.time206" was you displaying your argumentative streak....

Then who the **** is JayShreddz?

of course you only assume male accounts were created by me

what about the female accounts?

Bloody Mary was my exploitative middle-aged extrovert side

Alex the 4th was me being the attention whore

You really don't have much of a life do you? Also, aren't multiple accounts against the rules?

Very good question!
You felt you weren't getting enough anyway?
I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed, but we'd totally be prepared to make an exception for such a valued and contributing member, right?

It's actually an ex member who's not posted here in a long long time who's real account is no longer active.

and no I'm not saying who.

Kids, I've only been around since 07 or so and even I know Dirt Mcgirt is tha real deel son.

A kid with an internet connection and a generic taste in music?

Dirty could have very well been one bug dupe. Whomever the mod doing it has eratic behavior and a taste for trollery. I feel freebase is not the culprit but I nominate Conan as the imposter. Let me warn you Conan, deny it and you are clearly the one. Dont deny it and you are probably the one. You are a dear friend on the forums but I must now persecute you for this 2 year coverup.

On the plus side that means Dirty Curt was you, and while noone else seemed to like it I did. Im your #1 fan.

Thanks GB for finally bringing the biggest question mark on internets to light. Long live dirty curt.