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Old 03-08-2012, 06:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ROUND 1
MOUNTAIN GORILLA


The mountain Gorrilla's natural habitat is volcanoes.
Volcanoes

VS


THE GOBLIN SHARK



THE DEADLIEST OF ALL SHARKS.
Birthed from the fiery depths of Mordor!!

ROUND 2
EXTINCT EDITION


TASMANIAN TIGER

Has stealth-like cloaking abilities
Luvz the nightlife

BATELEUR

Fly's at speed of sound, in rare instances even faster



ROUND 3
ANITCIPATION EDITION


The Motherfucking Cassowary



Sup niggas?



According to the Guinness Book of Records, the Cassowaries are the world’s most dangerous birds, capable of dealing fatal blows. They are very unpredictable, aggressive creatures, especially if wounded or cornered. Cassowaries have a reputation for being dangerous to people and domestic animals. During World War II American and Australian troops stationed in New Guinea were warned to steer clear of them. A cassowary's three-toed feet have sharp claws. The inner or second of the three toes is fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease. *Cassowaries can run up to 50 km/h (31 mph) through the dense forest. They can jump up to 1.5 metres (4.9 ft) and they are good swimmers, crossing wide rivers and swimming in the sea as well. There are many records of natives being killed by this bird throughout New Guinea.



vs.



The Ugly Ass Frilled Shark





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Exhibiting several "primitive" features, the frilled shark has often been termed a "living fossil". It reaches a length of 2 m (6.6 ft) and has a dark brown, eel-like body. Seldom observed, the frilled shark is speculated to capture its prey by bending its body and lunging forward like a snake. The long, extremely flexible jaws enable it to swallow large prey whole, while the many rows of small, needle-like teeth prevent escape. Alternatively, it may surprise its prey by curving its body and, bracing itself with its posteriorly positioned fins, launching a quick strike forward in the manner of a snake. It may also be able to close its gill slits and create negative pressure to suck prey into its mouth.


WINN~ERS
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ROUND 1-GORRILA
ROUND 2-BATELEUR

•Will be updating this as see fit.
•Winner will be determined by who can contribute the strongest argument for their candidate (will most likely be me if/when no-one responds to this thread)
• User submitted candidates are welcome!!! Please limit it to a contest of only 2, and no poisonous animals just because they're kinda lame.
• This is also now a tournament, that will consist of 8 initial contestants, and then 4 then 2 until we decide grand supreme ruler

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