The discuss your poo deposits thread

djchameleon · 12-07-2013, 06:10 PM

I usually wake up to pee in the morning and then about 5 to 10 mins later after sitting at my desk. I have to go for that morning dump.

Cheese · 12-07-2013, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You guys don't have morning dumps daily when you wake up?

Rarely if at all. I'm one of these people who if I feel the urge to crap will hold off till I have the time

**Frownland** · 12-07-2013, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I usually wake up to pee in the morning

I'm pretty sure that the morning piss is basically universal. Anyone here experience otherwise?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-07-2013, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You guys don't have morning dumps daily when you wake up?

Yeah right after my morning coffee.

Burning Down · 12-07-2013, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke

What's the longest you've been without one?

5-6 days for me, cos I was on painkillers after surgery which constipated me. I just stopped taking them after two days and by day four I just wanted to cry. That first one was ****ing glorious.

I also know a girl who claims to regularly go once a week

She only goes once a week?? That's not good actually, it means she's chronically constipated. Something else is going on.

If you go 3 days without ****ting then you're constipated.

Mr. Charlie · 12-07-2013, 08:37 PM

I ain't had a dump in 3 months. And that's why I'm so full of s**t. Get it?

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 12-07-2013, 08:48 PM

just had a decent dump, prob 5/10. will update after every dump.

it was kinda mushy and came out quick. needed lots of tp tho, not sure why but this one was kinda creamy and mushy

Mr. Charlie · 12-07-2013, 09:13 PM

The best dumps are those rare, almost magical, ones that come out clean, in one piece, and when you wipe there's nothing there.

Worst dumps are whenever you're on drugs, they always feel filthy and you feel the need to wash and wash and wash your hands like an OCD nutjob.

Dulce · 12-15-2013, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

I ain't had a dump in 3 months. And that's why I'm so full of s**t. Get it?

Word.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

The best dumps are those rare, almost magical, ones that come out clean, in one piece, and when you wipe there's nothing there.

Worst dumps are whenever you're on drugs, they always feel filthy and you feel the need to wash and wash and wash your hands like an OCD nutjob.

Yep.

I farts when I gotta go number one/two at the sametime.

FETCHER. · 12-20-2013, 11:44 AM

I can say on drugs I don't mind poo'ing, good cocaine should make you need a poo.

Also nobody can avoid a comedown from ecstasy poo, those cannot be done in someone else's home.

12-07-2013, 08:37 PM	#86 (permalink)
Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	I ain't had a dump in 3 months. And that's why I'm so full of s**t. Get it?

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~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	just had a decent dump, prob 5/10. will update after every dump. it was kinda mushy and came out quick. needed lots of tp tho, not sure why but this one was kinda creamy and mushy

12-07-2013, 09:13 PM	#88 (permalink)
Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	The best dumps are those rare, almost magical, ones that come out clean, in one piece, and when you wipe there's nothing there. Worst dumps are whenever you're on drugs, they always feel filthy and you feel the need to wash and wash and wash your hands like an OCD nutjob.