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djchameleon 12-07-2013 05:10 PM
I usually wake up to pee in the morning and then about 5 to 10 mins later after sitting at my desk. I have to go for that morning dump.

Cheese 12-07-2013 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1392948)
You guys don't have morning dumps daily when you wake up?
Rarely if at all. I'm one of these people who if I feel the urge to crap will hold off till I have the time

Frownland 12-07-2013 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1392952)
I usually wake up to pee in the morning
I'm pretty sure that the morning piss is basically universal. Anyone here experience otherwise?

Cuthbert 12-07-2013 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1392948)
You guys don't have morning dumps daily when you wake up?
Yeah right after my morning coffee.

Burning Down 12-07-2013 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1392778)
What's the longest you've been without one?

5-6 days for me, cos I was on painkillers after surgery which constipated me. I just stopped taking them after two days and by day four I just wanted to cry. That first one was ****ing glorious.

I also know a girl who claims to regularly go once a week :confused:
She only goes once a week?? That's not good actually, it means she's chronically constipated. Something else is going on.

If you go 3 days without ****ting then you're constipated.

Mr. Charlie 12-07-2013 07:37 PM
I ain't had a dump in 3 months. And that's why I'm so full of s**t. Get it? :o:

butthead aka 216 12-07-2013 07:48 PM
just had a decent dump, prob 5/10. will update after every dump.

it was kinda mushy and came out quick. needed lots of tp tho, not sure why but this one was kinda creamy and mushy

Mr. Charlie 12-07-2013 08:13 PM
The best dumps are those rare, almost magical, ones that come out clean, in one piece, and when you wipe there's nothing there.

Worst dumps are whenever you're on drugs, they always feel filthy and you feel the need to wash and wash and wash your hands like an OCD nutjob.

Dulce 12-15-2013 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1392991)
I ain't had a dump in 3 months. And that's why I'm so full of s**t. Get it? :o:
Word.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1393012)
The best dumps are those rare, almost magical, ones that come out clean, in one piece, and when you wipe there's nothing there.

Worst dumps are whenever you're on drugs, they always feel filthy and you feel the need to wash and wash and wash your hands like an OCD nutjob.
Yep.

I farts when I gotta go number one/two at the sametime.

FETCHER. 12-20-2013 10:44 AM
I can say on drugs I don't mind poo'ing, good cocaine should make you need a poo.


Also nobody can avoid a comedown from ecstasy poo, those cannot be done in someone else's home.


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