The discuss your poo deposits thread

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

Francis, of course.

Of course. Francis and fingerbanging go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Of course. Francis and fingerbanging go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

If you're going to get fingerbanged by a pope it's going to be the Fonzie of popes.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Of course. Francis and fingerbanging go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

Well I learned something today. Until now I hadn't the faintest what the new pope's name was

[Sequoioideae]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Of course. Francis and fingerbanging go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

I was thinking hot dogs and ketchup.

[Paul Smeenus]

[gunnels]

Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

My friend had a dream the other night in which she was fingerbanged by the pope. She felt the need to let me know via text at 5am. I responded "u wot m8?" to which she replied "never underestimate a good fingerbang."

Beautiful.

[gunnels]

People who are going to read this thread from the beginning now are going to be so confused by the Pope derailment now.

[Cuthbert]

What's the longest you've been without one?

5-6 days for me, cos I was on painkillers after surgery which constipated me. I just stopped taking them after two days and by day four I just wanted to cry. That first one was ****ing glorious.

I also know a girl who claims to regularly go once a week

[4gotmyPW]

I come back only to discover I didn't miss sh*t, literally.

This is an absolutely disgusting topic, all of you should be ashamed.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by 4gotmyPW

I come back only to discover I didn't miss sh*t, literally.

This is an absolutely disgusting topic, all of you should be ashamed.

I take it you don't want to hear about the time I did a poo in Darlington train station only to realise there was no toilet paper and had to use one of my socks then?