Of course. Francis and fingerbanging go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

If you're going to get fingerbanged by a pope it's going to be the Fonzie of popes.

Well I learned something today. Until now I hadn't the faintest what the new pope's name was

I was thinking hot dogs and ketchup.

Beautiful.

People who are going to read this thread from the beginning now are going to be so confused by the Pope derailment now. :laughing:

What's the longest you've been without one?

5-6 days for me, cos I was on painkillers after surgery which constipated me. I just stopped taking them after two days and by day four I just wanted to cry. That first one was ****ing glorious.

I also know a girl who claims to regularly go once a week :confused:

I come back only to discover I didn't miss sh*t, literally.

This is an absolutely disgusting topic, all of you should be ashamed.

I take it you don't want to hear about the time I did a poo in Darlington train station only to realise there was no toilet paper and had to use one of my socks then?