The discuss your poo deposits thread

FETCHER. · 03-16-2012, 07:58 AM

Hahaha phantom jobbies that reminds me of when me and my sister always laugh about ghost shites, when you've done a jobbie and there's no trace of it. Ie it's went round the U bend and when you wipe there's nothing there

as if you hadn't done a shit at all.

Jaggy jobbies are bad news too.

Howard the Duck · 03-16-2012, 08:00 AM

ya,, i know the feeling

IvanMC · 08-11-2013, 01:57 AM

Wow! What a topic!! The Phanastasio, I have brown baby boys just when I soothe down after slaving away at the job, which might mean twice or three times a week only. I wish I did this twice a day!! It's impossible when I'm burnt-out after a tough day -or even week- at the job. At times I can't till Friday. On top of that, I have to wait for my g/f to drop off: she's got an uncanny aversion to all this: for her it's a taboo subject. I'm still inhibited from making gravy in there by her presence: something I must work out, and seriously.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 08-11-2013, 02:03 AM

some ppl will understand other wont

come home from work. put in a dip on the toilet. sigh relief. let it flow out of yoyu while playin on the phone. feel so good u forget to wipe. til when u wanna get up then realize poo crusted in ur ass hair. but its a tuesday and u aint got plans. so ur liek whatever ill wipe the best i can.

CoolBec · 08-11-2013, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I feel like I'm really bringing more emphasis on the human body

Always a good thing right?!

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Originally Posted by 216

til when u wanna get up then realize poo crusted in ur ass hair.

Don't know what folks did before it became fashionable to go all bare down there, but dingleberries just ain't my idea of sanitary.

Anyways...once a day in the morning does it for me. Follow that up with a warm water enema in the shower (we have an attachment

), and I'm good to go unless I eat something that really disagrees with me.

IvanMC · 08-11-2013, 09:56 AM

Burning Down, that chart is the real natural evolution! Look at it intently! Let's add that type 1 shows that moment in which you have to struggle to get rid of the pellets after a couple of days of being unable to... it feels like you've fired copious amounts of brown stuff; a big sense of relief but unfortunately then there's just that. I'm usually a type 4. Type 6 displays a past evening of bbq, ice cream and booze. Type 7 means you won't go to work afterwards. It might mean you might need to fall back on some doctor.

Sequoioideae · 12-06-2013, 11:33 PM

Paul Smeenus · 12-06-2013, 11:35 PM

WWWP · 12-06-2013, 11:37 PM

My friend had a dream the other night in which she was fingerbanged by the pope. She felt the need to let me know via text at 5am. I responded "u wot m8?" to which she replied "never underestimate a good fingerbang."

**Janszoon** · 12-06-2013, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

My friend had a dream the other night in which she was fingerbanged by the pope. She felt the need to let me know via text at 5am. I responded "u wot m8?" to which she replied "never underestimate a good fingerbang."

Which pope?

08-11-2013, 01:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
IvanMC Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 258	Wow! What a topic!! The Phanastasio, I have brown baby boys just when I soothe down after slaving away at the job, which might mean twice or three times a week only. I wish I did this twice a day!! It's impossible when I'm burnt-out after a tough day -or even week- at the job. At times I can't till Friday. On top of that, I have to wait for my g/f to drop off: she's got an uncanny aversion to all this: for her it's a taboo subject. I'm still inhibited from making gravy in there by her presence: something I must work out, and seriously.

08-11-2013, 02:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	some ppl will understand other wont come home from work. put in a dip on the toilet. sigh relief. let it flow out of yoyu while playin on the phone. feel so good u forget to wipe. til when u wanna get up then realize poo crusted in ur ass hair. but its a tuesday and u aint got plans. so ur liek whatever ill wipe the best i can.

08-11-2013, 09:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
IvanMC Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 258	Burning Down, that chart is the real natural evolution! Look at it intently! Let's add that type 1 shows that moment in which you have to struggle to get rid of the pellets after a couple of days of being unable to... it feels like you've fired copious amounts of brown stuff; a big sense of relief but unfortunately then there's just that. I'm usually a type 4. Type 6 displays a past evening of bbq, ice cream and booze. Type 7 means you won't go to work afterwards. It might mean you might need to fall back on some doctor.