The discuss your poo deposits thread

Guybrush · 03-16-2012, 03:45 AM

I absolutely hate phantom poops which (to me) is when you go to the toilet and find someone's already done a nr. 2 there without flushing it down. When you confront potential perpetrators, everyone will deny they gave birth to the shit. It's a phantom poop because by their logic, it must've been laid by a ghost.

Many years ago, I used to live with a bunch of mates and the first time I saw a phantom poop in the toilet, I screamed and wildly complained. Of course my mates thought my reaction was hilarious and so the phantom poops kept showing up. Awful!

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-16-2012, 04:21 AM

Ewwww they are so rank. I think seeing urine is just as gross. I have seen orange urine, blood stained urine, bubbly urine...FLUSH the damn toilet people!

Howard the Duck · 03-16-2012, 04:35 AM

my poo is quite normal today

ThePhanastasio · 03-16-2012, 05:09 AM

I've had diarrhea all day.

It feels like my asshole is on fire, at this point. I think it's probably the stomach virus my mother had a few days ago. I'm kind of queasy, too.

At this point, it's just like brown, liquid fire.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-16-2012, 05:11 AM

That's not good!

I made the mistake of looking at the rate my poo website, ick so disgusting! I only like my own massive prize winning poo.

SATCHMO · 03-16-2012, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

That's not good!

I made the mistake of looking at the rate my poo website, ick so disgusting! I only like my own massive prize winning poo.

Not to be confused with this:

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-16-2012, 05:37 AM

FETCHER. · 03-16-2012, 08:58 AM

Hahaha phantom jobbies that reminds me of when me and my sister always laugh about ghost shites, when you've done a jobbie and there's no trace of it. Ie it's went round the U bend and when you wipe there's nothing there

as if you hadn't done a shit at all.

Jaggy jobbies are bad news too.

Howard the Duck · 03-16-2012, 09:00 AM

ya,, i know the feeling

IvanMC · 08-11-2013, 02:57 AM

Wow! What a topic!! The Phanastasio, I have brown baby boys just when I soothe down after slaving away at the job, which might mean twice or three times a week only. I wish I did this twice a day!! It's impossible when I'm burnt-out after a tough day -or even week- at the job. At times I can't till Friday. On top of that, I have to wait for my g/f to drop off: she's got an uncanny aversion to all this: for her it's a taboo subject. I'm still inhibited from making gravy in there by her presence: something I must work out, and seriously.

03-16-2012, 03:45 AM	#41 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	I absolutely hate phantom poops which (to me) is when you go to the toilet and find someone's already done a nr. 2 there without flushing it down. When you confront potential perpetrators, everyone will deny they gave birth to the shit. It's a phantom poop because by their logic, it must've been laid by a ghost. Many years ago, I used to live with a bunch of mates and the first time I saw a phantom poop in the toilet, I screamed and wildly complained. Of course my mates thought my reaction was hilarious and so the phantom poops kept showing up. Awful! __________________ Something Completely Different

03-16-2012, 04:21 AM	#42 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Ewwww they are so rank. I think seeing urine is just as gross. I have seen orange urine, blood stained urine, bubbly urine...FLUSH the damn toilet people! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

03-16-2012, 05:09 AM	#44 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I've had diarrhea all day. It feels like my asshole is on fire, at this point. I think it's probably the stomach virus my mother had a few days ago. I'm kind of queasy, too. At this point, it's just like brown, liquid fire. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

03-16-2012, 05:11 AM	#45 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	That's not good! I made the mistake of looking at the rate my poo website, ick so disgusting! I only like my own massive prize winning poo. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

03-16-2012, 05:37 AM	#47 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	__________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

08-11-2013, 02:57 AM	#50 (permalink)
IvanMC Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 258	Wow! What a topic!! The Phanastasio, I have brown baby boys just when I soothe down after slaving away at the job, which might mean twice or three times a week only. I wish I did this twice a day!! It's impossible when I'm burnt-out after a tough day -or even week- at the job. At times I can't till Friday. On top of that, I have to wait for my g/f to drop off: she's got an uncanny aversion to all this: for her it's a taboo subject. I'm still inhibited from making gravy in there by her presence: something I must work out, and seriously.