I absolutely hate phantom poops which (to me) is when you go to the toilet and find someone's already done a nr. 2 there without flushing it down. When you confront potential perpetrators, everyone will deny they gave birth to the shit. It's a phantom poop because by their logic, it must've been laid by a ghost.

Many years ago, I used to live with a bunch of mates and the first time I saw a phantom poop in the toilet, I screamed and wildly complained. Of course my mates thought my reaction was hilarious and so the phantom poops kept showing up. Awful!

Ewwww they are so rank. I think seeing urine is just as gross. I have seen orange urine, blood stained urine, bubbly urine...FLUSH the damn toilet people!

my poo is quite normal today

I've had diarrhea all day. :(

It feels like my asshole is on fire, at this point. I think it's probably the stomach virus my mother had a few days ago. I'm kind of queasy, too.

At this point, it's just like brown, liquid fire. :(

That's not good!

I made the mistake of looking at the rate my poo website, ick so disgusting! I only like my own massive prize winning poo.

Not to be confused with this:
http://gb.fotolibra.com/images/previ...oh-prizes.jpeg

:laughing:

Hahaha phantom jobbies that reminds me of when me and my sister always laugh about ghost shites, when you've done a jobbie and there's no trace of it. Ie it's went round the U bend and when you wipe there's nothing there ;) as if you hadn't done a shit at all.


Jaggy jobbies are bad news too.

ya,, i know the feeling

Wow! What a topic!! The Phanastasio, I have brown baby boys just when I soothe down after slaving away at the job, which might mean twice or three times a week only. I wish I did this twice a day!! It's impossible when I'm burnt-out after a tough day -or even week- at the job. At times I can't till Friday. On top of that, I have to wait for my g/f to drop off: she's got an uncanny aversion to all this: for her it's a taboo subject. I'm still inhibited from making gravy in there by her presence: something I must work out, and seriously.