the food in Taiwan was different so it was usually a long sausage stick with yellow and brown bits

here it's either small soft lumps (goatsh!t) and porridgey stuff

I think I'm going to take an extended vacation from Music Banter and hopefully return to normality.

The thing thats always amazed me is the times when i take a oyster sized dump and have to use an entire roll of paper to wipe my ass. Then other times I will fill the bowl with a smorgasbord of poop and wipe and there is virtually nothing on the paper. Poop can be mysterious when it wants to be.

Can't you just lean over, spread your legs, and get a good gander at the fruits of your labor, or do the "bits and pieces" obstruct the view?

Yet another benefit of being female: it's easier to observe one's doo-doo when on the loo. ;)

I have a love/hate relationship with automatic flush toilets. I like not having to touch anything to make the toilet flush. (I'm one of those people who uses clean toilet paper to open and close stall doors.) Yet they often go off too soon if one moves but isn't done yet, so they waste water. I'd rather just have a regular toilet.

What I *do* love are those plastic toilet seat covers at airports where a push of a button makes the seat cover spin around to give you a clean sitting surface. Ahh! :)

This reminds me how once I made a BM in the perfect shape of a heart. It was a floater, too, and so was especially photogenic. I took a picture of it, of course, and every once in a while I will find the picture among my photos and it makes me smile. Unfortunately I don't know exactly where the photo is. :(

I'd say I'm normal. I'll have a movement every day or two. What's really weird is when you go, you know you did (and heard it hit the water), but when you get up and look down it's nowhere to be found. They must just be sinkers of the highest pedigree.

some of the automatic ones here don't work properly and flush as you sit down

I wondered if I was the only one that happened to. Good to know I'm not alone. Thought maybe it was just my feces that did that. This is a great idea for a thread vanilla, I'm glad to see you guys are finally coming around to talk in some ****e. Good job!!

phantom sh!ts are horrible

Not drinking has really put the reigns on my poo stories. They are just mundane and uneventful now and never suprisingly pleasant. There was one the other day that was a little sticky but ultimatley, even thats not really worthy of mentioning. Oh well..guess for now i'll just have to live vicariosly through everyone elses shat stories.

rate my poo dot com?

My homepage of course... :(



I think this says it all.