I absolutely hate phantom poops which (to me) is when you go to the toilet and find someone's already done a nr. 2 there without flushing it down. When you confront potential perpetrators, everyone will deny they gave birth to the shit. It's a phantom poop because by their logic, it must've been laid by a ghost.

Many years ago, I used to live with a bunch of mates and the first time I saw a phantom poop in the toilet, I screamed and wildly complained. Of course my mates thought my reaction was hilarious and so the phantom poops kept showing up. Awful!

Ewwww they are so rank. I think seeing urine is just as gross. I have seen orange urine, blood stained urine, bubbly urine...FLUSH the damn toilet people!

my poo is quite normal today

I've had diarrhea all day. :(

It feels like my asshole is on fire, at this point. I think it's probably the stomach virus my mother had a few days ago. I'm kind of queasy, too.

At this point, it's just like brown, liquid fire. :(

That's not good!

I made the mistake of looking at the rate my poo website, ick so disgusting! I only like my own massive prize winning poo.

Not to be confused with this:
http://gb.fotolibra.com/images/previ...oh-prizes.jpeg

:laughing:

Hahaha phantom jobbies that reminds me of when me and my sister always laugh about ghost shites, when you've done a jobbie and there's no trace of it. Ie it's went round the U bend and when you wipe there's nothing there ;) as if you hadn't done a shit at all.


Jaggy jobbies are bad news too.

ya,, i know the feeling

Wow! What a topic!! The Phanastasio, I have brown baby boys just when I soothe down after slaving away at the job, which might mean twice or three times a week only. I wish I did this twice a day!! It's impossible when I'm burnt-out after a tough day -or even week- at the job. At times I can't till Friday. On top of that, I have to wait for my g/f to drop off: she's got an uncanny aversion to all this: for her it's a taboo subject. I'm still inhibited from making gravy in there by her presence: something I must work out, and seriously.

some ppl will understand other wont


come home from work. put in a dip on the toilet. sigh relief. let it flow out of yoyu while playin on the phone. feel so good u forget to wipe. til when u wanna get up then realize poo crusted in ur ass hair. but its a tuesday and u aint got plans. so ur liek whatever ill wipe the best i can.

Always a good thing right?!

Don't know what folks did before it became fashionable to go all bare down there, but dingleberries just ain't my idea of sanitary.

Anyways...once a day in the morning does it for me. Follow that up with a warm water enema in the shower (we have an attachment :)), and I'm good to go unless I eat something that really disagrees with me.

Burning Down, that chart is the real natural evolution! Look at it intently! Let's add that type 1 shows that moment in which you have to struggle to get rid of the pellets after a couple of days of being unable to... it feels like you've fired copious amounts of brown stuff; a big sense of relief but unfortunately then there's just that. I'm usually a type 4. Type 6 displays a past evening of bbq, ice cream and booze. Type 7 means you won't go to work afterwards. It might mean you might need to fall back on some doctor.

The Official Poop Thread
 

My friend had a dream the other night in which she was fingerbanged by the pope. She felt the need to let me know via text at 5am. I responded "u wot m8?" to which she replied "never underestimate a good fingerbang."

Which pope?

Francis, of course.

will discuss the worst dump ive ever taken


i was up til 4am, had to leave for work at 6am. runnin on no sleep i bought 2 nos energy drinks for the 2 hr drive. for lunch i made some tacos. the ensuing dump i took was carnage previously unknown to man. my guts churned, i fell ill. i stumbled to the toilet, the pants hit the floor. it felt like intestines were comin out of me, it felt like a long string or somethin. when i finally looked at the damage it was bright lime green, a color not natural to poo. from the green energy drink. it was clumpy like dog vomit when they get sick. there was too much poo that the water to poo ratio was thrown off. the water couldnt hold it literally. the poo consumed the water and i just stood and stared before wipin so i could remember the condequences of my actions


that was like 3 weeks ago

I can imagine the last popes face while he finger bangs a chick, it's not something I ever want to see.

Of course. Francis and fingerbanging go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

If you're going to get fingerbanged by a pope it's going to be the Fonzie of popes.

Well I learned something today. Until now I hadn't the faintest what the new pope's name was

I was thinking hot dogs and ketchup.

Beautiful.

People who are going to read this thread from the beginning now are going to be so confused by the Pope derailment now. :laughing:

What's the longest you've been without one?

5-6 days for me, cos I was on painkillers after surgery which constipated me. I just stopped taking them after two days and by day four I just wanted to cry. That first one was ****ing glorious.

I also know a girl who claims to regularly go once a week :confused:

I come back only to discover I didn't miss sh*t, literally.

This is an absolutely disgusting topic, all of you should be ashamed.

I take it you don't want to hear about the time I did a poo in Darlington train station only to realise there was no toilet paper and had to use one of my socks then?

Society is falling apart

does it look like this?
http://i.imgur.com/Bwu40.jpg

or this?
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/a...edpowerwc9.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/314...alpatine-o.gif

I already posted this in another thread but this one seems more appropriate, so...

Girls Don’t Poop – Poopourri.com | Poo~Pourri | Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know

Those things are the weirdest fucking thing about Spain.

I go ever second or third day, but I eat bad. Not healthy and when I want to not when i should be

prob a couple days for me

will happen again soon. i decided after christmas i will go back on my carbless diet to bulk over the next few months before spring. lots and lots of cheese = no dumps

It feels good taking a crap. Well, to me it does. It's better to just go instead of keeping it in. Do you guys ever piss at the same time pooping? I do. It's weird. But cool.

You guys don't have morning dumps daily when you wake up?

Whenever I'm drinking, the next day I'll have to take a wake up dump, but that's mostly because I like to munch when I'm hammered. I do have a routine morning dump that takes place about 20 minutes after my first cup of coffee.