The discuss your poo deposits thread

Lucem Ferre · 08-18-2018, 07:26 AM

Every time I get a Captain Crunch slurpy it turns my **** the same color as the slurpy.

The Batlord · 08-18-2018, 11:44 AM

There were whole raisins in my **** today. Are raisins indigestible and I just never noticed?

**Frownland** · 08-18-2018, 11:45 AM

Eat grapes, shit raisins. My new motto.

The Batlord · 08-18-2018, 11:50 AM

Eat clay, shit bricks.

Lucem Ferre · 08-19-2018, 04:07 AM

Eat a dick.

Nah, just eat a dick I don't care what becomes of it.

adidasss · 05-12-2021, 11:21 AM

So I have a pretty bad urinary tract infection, no idea how I got it, the doctor has a million theories and is useless. He prescribed an antibiotic which I am supposed to take every three days for 2 and a half weeks and he warned me the usual side-effect is diarrhea. I was thinking yeah ok, maybe for some people but surely not me. Basically I've been pooping water for the past 3 days. I have about 2 more weeks of this.

Thought it was worth bumping this bitch for that. I suffer, MB suffers.

It is what it is.

:/

The Batlord · 05-12-2021, 11:25 AM

Pics.

Trollheart · 05-12-2021, 02:42 PM

UTIs are damn painful (it's urinary tract, just to be pedantic and make you feel worse than you already do) - Karen got a lot of them. You have my sympathy.

But please, no pics.

adidasss · 05-12-2021, 08:53 PM

Haha thanks, I actually knew that but sometimes my brain spasms while I type. It's getting worse with age.

Yeah apparently it's more common with women and is a bitch to get rid of but why someone would prescribe a medicine that basically makes water come out your anus and make you take it for 3 weeks is beyond me. There were other options. Oh well. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

The Batlord · 05-12-2021, 08:56 PM

Get a water purifier so you can drink your own ass water.

08-18-2018, 11:45 AM	#143 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Eat grapes, shit raisins. My new motto. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-12-2021, 11:21 AM	#146 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	So I have a pretty bad urinary tract infection, no idea how I got it, the doctor has a million theories and is useless. He prescribed an antibiotic which I am supposed to take every three days for 2 and a half weeks and he warned me the usual side-effect is diarrhea. I was thinking yeah ok, maybe for some people but surely not me. Basically I've been pooping water for the past 3 days. I have about 2 more weeks of this. Thought it was worth bumping this bitch for that. I suffer, MB suffers. It is what it is. :/ __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm Last edited by adidasss; 05-12-2021 at 08:50 PM.

05-12-2021, 02:42 PM	#148 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	UTIs are damn painful (it's urinary tract, just to be pedantic and make you feel worse than you already do) - Karen got a lot of them. You have my sympathy. But please, no pics. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-12-2021, 08:53 PM	#149 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	Haha thanks, I actually knew that but sometimes my brain spasms while I type. It's getting worse with age. Yeah apparently it's more common with women and is a bitch to get rid of but why someone would prescribe a medicine that basically makes water come out your anus and make you take it for 3 weeks is beyond me. There were other options. Oh well. That's the way the cookie crumbles. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm