Every time I get a Captain Crunch slurpy it turns my **** the same color as the slurpy.

There were whole raisins in my **** today. Are raisins indigestible and I just never noticed?

Eat grapes, shit raisins. My new motto.

Eat clay, shit bricks.

Eat a dick.



Nah, just eat a dick I don't care what becomes of it.

So I have a pretty bad urinary tract infection, no idea how I got it, the doctor has a million theories and is useless. He prescribed an antibiotic which I am supposed to take every three days for 2 and a half weeks and he warned me the usual side-effect is diarrhea. I was thinking yeah ok, maybe for some people but surely not me. Basically I've been pooping water for the past 3 days. I have about 2 more weeks of this.

Thought it was worth bumping this bitch for that. I suffer, MB suffers.

It is what it is.

:/

Pics.

UTIs are damn painful (it's urinary tract, just to be pedantic and make you feel worse than you already do) - Karen got a lot of them. You have my sympathy.

But please, no pics. :yikes:

Haha thanks, I actually knew that but sometimes my brain spasms while I type. It's getting worse with age.

Yeah apparently it's more common with women and is a bitch to get rid of but why someone would prescribe a medicine that basically makes water come out your anus and make you take it for 3 weeks is beyond me. There were other options. Oh well. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Get a water purifier so you can drink your own ass water.