Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

I had what my doctor referred to as major maxillofacial reconstructive plastic surgery on account of my dumbass breaking every bone in my face aside from one cheek. So, basically, my sinuses are godawful which is wonderful every allergy season, I have one functioning nostril, and my jaw joints constantly ache. On the plus side, my surgeon(s) were very good, aside from thirty or so stitches, all of that was done in my mouth, and I actually ended up with a better defined jaw line.

My only other constant pain is in my ring finger, which was broken during an Anal **** show, as I was sieg hailing, which offended this terrifically fat skinhead who apparently didn't realize he was at an Anal **** show... but, the cool thing was, when I was lying, sprawled out on the floor, they launched into a variety of songs about Hitler, and I got a girl out of it. So I count that as a win, even if it makes typing awkward.