The Injured List

jackhammer · 02-27-2012, 07:06 PM

Nothing unless it's self inflicted and I certainly DO count myself lucky in that respect.

I get the odd twinge in a muscle now and again or an ache here and there but that's just me getting older.

The only thing I have is very very limited vision in my left eye so I don't actually use it and only see through one eye. I have regular optician checks and because of only using one eye to see with, it is much more efficient than most peoples on a single eye analysis.

I am sure I will hit 60 and my body will turn around and kick me in the arse.

hip hop bunny hop · 02-27-2012, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

People like threads where they can moan about things so here's one.

What aches & pains do you have to endure on a daily basis?

I had what my doctor referred to as major maxillofacial reconstructive plastic surgery on account of my dumbass breaking every bone in my face aside from one cheek. So, basically, my sinuses are godawful which is wonderful every allergy season, I have one functioning nostril, and my jaw joints constantly ache. On the plus side, my surgeon(s) were very good, aside from thirty or so stitches, all of that was done in my mouth, and I actually ended up with a better defined jaw line.

My only other constant pain is in my ring finger, which was broken during an Anal **** show, as I was sieg hailing, which offended this terrifically fat skinhead who apparently didn't realize he was at an Anal **** show... but, the cool thing was, when I was lying, sprawled out on the floor, they launched into a variety of songs about Hitler, and I got a girl out of it. So I count that as a win, even if it makes typing awkward.

Burning Down · 02-27-2012, 08:56 PM

Some of you know that I was in the hospital for like a week and a half because I had appendicitis that was so bad, my appendix ruptured. They had to go in there and take out the remnants of my appendix and a small part of my large intestine. And they didn't do it laparoscopically either, so I have a 3 inch scar on my lower right abdomen now. That's actually what is hurting the most right now. Of course, all the muscle has to heal, and the skin, and all of that. My insides don't actually hurt at all. I got out of the hospital on Saturday and I'm feeling better now, but it still hurts...

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-27-2012, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

My only other constant pain is in my ring finger, which was broken during an Anal **** show, as I was sieg hailing, which offended this terrifically fat skinhead who apparently didn't realize he was at an Anal **** show... but, the cool thing was, when I was lying, sprawled out on the floor, they launched into a variety of songs about Hitler, and I got a girl out of it. So I count that as a win, even if it makes typing awkward.

I have to be honest, when I saw the words ring & anal in the same sentence I made no attempt to read this.

hip hop bunny hop · 02-27-2012, 09:07 PM

Seth Putnam has the power to make **** awkward from the grave.

Engine · 02-27-2012, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

I had what my doctor referred to as major maxillofacial reconstructive plastic surgery on account of my dumbass breaking every bone in my face aside from one cheek. So, basically, my sinuses are godawful which is wonderful every allergy season, I have one functioning nostril, and my jaw joints constantly ache. On the plus side, my surgeon(s) were very good, aside from thirty or so stitches, all of that was done in my mouth, and I actually ended up with a better defined jaw line.

My only other constant pain is in my ring finger, which was broken during an Anal **** show, as I was sieg hailing, which offended this terrifically fat skinhead who apparently didn't realize he was at an Anal **** show... but, the cool thing was, when I was lying, sprawled out on the floor, they launched into a variety of songs about Hitler, and I got a girl out of it. So I count that as a win, even if it makes typing awkward.

I assume you mean Sieg Heiling. So, are bigoted fascist girls as disgusting as one would imagine? I don't think I've ever even met one.

hip hop bunny hop · 02-27-2012, 11:33 PM

Link to a thread about Anal **** so as to not derail this one.

Stephen · 02-28-2012, 12:19 AM

LOL thankfully no current injuries. My last major one was when I worked in a factory and sprained my back. When I left work to go to the doctor my back was going into spasm every minute or so. I alternated between walking along and twisting in pain. Apparently this looked similar to withdrawals because the cops stopped me and questioned me by the side of the road. Fun times. Mind you the commercial radio they pumped through the factory was a lot worse than the back sprain. Still can't listen to Billy Joel.

Unknown Soldier · 02-28-2012, 04:28 AM

Usually back pains at my age, but because I do a lot of running that tends to aggravate it and the problem is further compounded by the mattress I'm sleeping on. Luckily that will eliminated shortly, as my normal mattress is arriving soon and that eliminates all back pains

Sometimes I lose feeling in my top thumbnail as it got squashed in a lorry door a couple of years ago and damaged the nerves, strangely enough the nail on that fingers grows harder and stronger than the rest.

Used to get aching knees from running as well, but over the last year they've really improved, could be due to the fact I put better cushioning in my running shoes.

LuckyLovexoxoxxx · 02-28-2012, 10:25 AM

headache and bad back

02-27-2012, 07:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Nothing unless it's self inflicted and I certainly DO count myself lucky in that respect. I get the odd twinge in a muscle now and again or an ache here and there but that's just me getting older. The only thing I have is very very limited vision in my left eye so I don't actually use it and only see through one eye. I have regular optician checks and because of only using one eye to see with, it is much more efficient than most peoples on a single eye analysis. I am sure I will hit 60 and my body will turn around and kick me in the arse. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

02-27-2012, 09:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	Seth Putnam has the power to make **** awkward from the grave. __________________ Have mercy on the poor.

02-27-2012, 11:33 PM	#17 (permalink)
hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	Link to a thread about Anal **** so as to not derail this one. __________________ Have mercy on the poor.

02-28-2012, 10:25 AM	#20 (permalink)
LuckyLovexoxoxxx shake it for me:) Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nor Cal bxtch,California (: Posts: 85	headache and bad back __________________ I can be your best friend and make everything wonderful or I can be your worst enemy and make your life a living hell.

02-27-2012, 08:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Some of you know that I was in the hospital for like a week and a half because I had appendicitis that was so bad, my appendix ruptured. They had to go in there and take out the remnants of my appendix and a small part of my large intestine. And they didn't do it laparoscopically either, so I have a 3 inch scar on my lower right abdomen now. That's actually what is hurting the most right now. Of course, all the muscle has to heal, and the skin, and all of that. My insides don't actually hurt at all. I got out of the hospital on Saturday and I'm feeling better now, but it still hurts...

02-28-2012, 12:19 AM	#18 (permalink)
Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,847	LOL thankfully no current injuries. My last major one was when I worked in a factory and sprained my back. When I left work to go to the doctor my back was going into spasm every minute or so. I alternated between walking along and twisting in pain. Apparently this looked similar to withdrawals because the cops stopped me and questioned me by the side of the road. Fun times. Mind you the commercial radio they pumped through the factory was a lot worse than the back sprain. Still can't listen to Billy Joel.

02-28-2012, 04:28 AM	#19 (permalink)
Unknown Soldier Horribly Creative Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: London, The Big Smoke Posts: 8,265	Usually back pains at my age, but because I do a lot of running that tends to aggravate it and the problem is further compounded by the mattress I'm sleeping on. Luckily that will eliminated shortly, as my normal mattress is arriving soon and that eliminates all back pains Sometimes I lose feeling in my top thumbnail as it got squashed in a lorry door a couple of years ago and damaged the nerves, strangely enough the nail on that fingers grows harder and stronger than the rest. Used to get aching knees from running as well, but over the last year they've really improved, could be due to the fact I put better cushioning in my running shoes.