As Singles' Awareness Day approaches, our thoughts turn either to sloppy romanticism, or seething bitterness. So let's all forget about real love, and pretend we love each other by reverting to the childish tradition of passing out cheesy cards anonymously!

• PM a moderator for the password to the anonymous account MB Love Machine
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• Write your secret note of admiration; heartfelt, cheesy, childish, whatever, and fire it off to whoever your heart desires.

It's tacky, but a fun opportunity to tell someone you think they're great when you might otherwise feel like a tool doing so, and a random act of kindness can brighten someone's shitty, lonely day.