Chula Vista

You guys are killing me.

Dolphins went 17-0.

Pats were 18-0 going into that game. (season expansion). Whatever.

Tom Brady: (Bat, I know you're just f*king with me but this is fun)

NFL

4× Super Bowl Champion (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX)
3× Super Bowl MVP (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX)
6× AFC Champion (2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2011, 2014)
2× NFL MVP (2007, 2010)
2× First Team All-Pro (2007, 2010)
1x Second Team All-Pro (2005)
10× Pro Bowl (2001, 2004-2005, 2007, 2009-2014)
3× NFL passing touchdowns leader (2002, 2007, 2010)
2× NFL passing yards leader (2005, 2007)
Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year (2005)
Sporting News Sportsman of the Year (2004, 2007)
AP Male Athlete of the Year (2007)
2× NFL Offensive Player of the Year (2007, 2010)
3× AFC Offensive Player of the Year (2007, 2010, 2011)
AP NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2009)
PFWA NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2009)
New England Patriots all-time leader
(passing touchdowns, passing yards, pass completions, pass attempts, career wins)
NFL 2000s All-Decade Team

NFL Records

29 career playoff starts for quarterback
29 career playoff games for quarterback
9 career NFL conference championship appearances for quarterback
6 career NFL conference championship wins for quarterback
Most career Super Bowl touchdown passes
Most career Super Bowl passing yards
Most first half pass completions in single Super Bowl
Most career Superbowl pass completions
Most career Superbowl pass attempts
Most pass completions in single Super Bowl
12 career division titles for quarterback
21 career playoff wins for quarterback
Most career postseason passing yards
53 career playoff passing touchdowns

And at the end of the day he's f*cking Giselle.

What a failure.

__________________

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”