I'm definitely drinking too much (not that I care), cause a twelve pack of normal beer doesn't do enough for me anymore. I drank a whole case of light beer the other day (I didn't know it was light until I'd already bought it, otherwise **** that ****) and it barely got me tipsy.

Water tends not to get most people drunk. You're not that special.

What is the alcohol percentage and volume of the can?

American light beers tend to be 3.5-4.5% (4.5 if you're super lucky), and cans that come in cases like that are always 12 oz. Is the ounce part of the imperial system or is it in the metric system too btw?

Try putting a tourniquet on your willy so that your body can retain some of the alcohol for longer than 20 minutes.

Oz. to Litres is the conversion. I believe ounces are with the Rebel Alliance.

I figured it was because it doesn't make any goddamned sense.

That's some next-level alchie ****, and I just don't think I'm ready for it.

Sorry, meant the normal stuff, light is same strength here.

12 x 440ml @ anything over 5% is a lot, reckon I could do it but I'd be gone.

It doesn't. Using pendulums and cubes of water for datum is absurd.