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Old 08-18-2015, 07:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Those caterpillars look like psychedelic penises. Just sayin.
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Old 08-18-2015, 07:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2015, 12:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Batlord and Roxy.

https://video.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/...f8&oe=55DA363B
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Old 08-23-2015, 12:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Aw . My puppy keeps trying to play with my cat but the kitty ain't having it. She slaps him in the face and he thinks it's a game, it's a real win-lose situation.
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Old 08-23-2015, 02:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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WTF? Where was the dog-on-cat sex action?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-23-2015, 03:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You mean cat-on-dog peg action?
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Old 08-23-2015, 03:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You mean cat-on-dog peg action?
I think it's pretty sexist to assign genders to the animals without any further knowledge.
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Old 08-23-2015, 03:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm putting this here cause it just so happens to be awesome.

Two days ago I sent a silly email to a pretty famous comedian/tv person just to see if they would respond. I structured the email in a series of questions followed by "if so" followed by questions and the questions go more ridiculous as I went along. I got a response and he found it funny. He also offered to buy the idea because he thought it could help out a bit that's he's trying to work into his stand up routine. He didn't want to just steal the idea so he's willing to pay me $500 bucks to use my idea. I told him f*ck yeah.

May have just made $500 because I sent a stupid email to a celebrity and they found it funny.

No I'm not telling who it is. It's part of the agreement.
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Old 08-23-2015, 03:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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*sends dick pics to Chris Rock*
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Bill Burr's bought a couple of my jokes too.
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