If that had been the Patriots last week you'd be spraying champagne all over your house and saying that Tom Brady was God's gift to football. But it didn't. Which is why their perfect season never happened.

And the fact that the Giants were in any position to win at all is because the Patriots ****ed up throughout the game. They should have beat the **** out of the Giants, but they didn't. Which is why their perfect season never happened.

Tom Brady is God's gift.

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/En....jl.073113.jpg

TFW you successfully troll a Patriots fan and he has to resort to mentioning Tom Brady's wife in order to justify his ultimate failure as a football player.

Oh, and she might not be quite as hot as Giselle, but at least Eli's wife has tits.


http://img6.bdbphotos.com/images/ori...7.jpg?djet1p5k

my cashier at the grocery was cute as hell and she even carded me for my liquor.

that's pretty awesome.

TFW a Patriots troll fails in every possible way.

Based on mentioning TOM BRADY and FAILURE AS A FOOTBALL PLAYER in the same sentence.

Dude, stick to murderous European guitar players. It's much more your speed.

:rofl:

Dude. He had a shot at something that only one other team in the history of football has ever achieved, and he lost it with thirty seconds to go. That is a failure. That is a failure so profound that its seemingly cosmic unfairness will likely eat at him until the day he dies. The last thing Tom Brady ever sees on his deathbed may very well be that last touchdown pass that Eli threw on that day...

Fail.

which means that god also hates the patriots

You guys are killing me.

Dolphins went 17-0.

Pats were 18-0 going into that game. (season expansion). Whatever.

Tom Brady: (Bat, I know you're just f*king with me but this is fun)

NFL

4× Super Bowl Champion (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX)
3× Super Bowl MVP (XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX)
6× AFC Champion (2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2011, 2014)
2× NFL MVP (2007, 2010)
2× First Team All-Pro (2007, 2010)
1x Second Team All-Pro (2005)
10× Pro Bowl (2001, 2004-2005, 2007, 2009-2014)
3× NFL passing touchdowns leader (2002, 2007, 2010)
2× NFL passing yards leader (2005, 2007)
Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year (2005)
Sporting News Sportsman of the Year (2004, 2007)
AP Male Athlete of the Year (2007)
2× NFL Offensive Player of the Year (2007, 2010)
3× AFC Offensive Player of the Year (2007, 2010, 2011)
AP NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2009)
PFWA NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2009)
New England Patriots all-time leader
(passing touchdowns, passing yards, pass completions, pass attempts, career wins)
NFL 2000s All-Decade Team

NFL Records

29 career playoff starts for quarterback
29 career playoff games for quarterback
9 career NFL conference championship appearances for quarterback
6 career NFL conference championship wins for quarterback
Most career Super Bowl touchdown passes
Most career Super Bowl passing yards
Most first half pass completions in single Super Bowl
Most career Superbowl pass completions
Most career Superbowl pass attempts
Most pass completions in single Super Bowl
12 career division titles for quarterback
21 career playoff wins for quarterback
Most career postseason passing yards
53 career playoff passing touchdowns

And at the end of the day he's f*cking Giselle.

What a failure.

The Dolphins ended up with 17-0. The Patriots had 18-1. Not quite as good.

Oh no, I ****ing hate the Patriots. I don't even care about football and I hate the Patriots. ****ing with you is just a bonus. Taking away your joy and replacing it with memories that still bother you, even if you don't want to admit it, is just a bonus.

Plenty of players have plenty of records, but only one team has a perfect season. And it isn't the Patriots.

im not hating on brady. but i think it's hilarious they ****ed up that perfect season. btw i was raised a giants fan so im a bit biased i guess. but you know you're technically right about the winning streak yet nobody cares cause they couldn't clinch it by beating the ****ing giants. the team nobody took seriously. the team that somehow stumbled their way into the super bowl. for weeks before the superbowl people were saying how boring it was going to be cause the pats were just gonna crush them