Rate the haiku above you
 

Snowflakes become one
As they float through the wind
Into a starless night

4/5
Nice imagery and not a word out of place.

A cool breeze flutters
through the leaves of the olives
My tears dry in the air

1/5
Not a haiku.

perplexed and confused
it's discombobulating
check your syllables

he followed the rules
and made a haiku oh yeah
five out of five bro

4/5
Nice.You followed the rules too !


using just three lines

Il Duce must post like this

counting syllables

8/10

A fairly rare post
Rarer still, lisnaholic
This dude is the ****

You guys are using 3-5-3 haikus? Schmucks! it's 5-7-5 or nothin!

I touch myself when
I think of you baby
Locked in my cellar

You didnt rate mine you goon!

^ :laughing: Thanks !
7 or 8 out of 10, depending on how many syllables there are in *****



^ 6/10. Counting out on my fingers, I think you dropped a syllable from your middle line. Also, I think the previous ones log in at 5-7-5. That was certainly my intention.
What would the ancient Japanese masters have to say about the topic of your haiku ? :yikes:


nice guy, Doctor Soft

something about his father

I can`t quite recall

Two syllables... I think I forgot I was doing 5-7-5.

0/5. No haiku in sight.

:laughing:

5/5

Maybe you would be
A dolphin; swimming, swimming...
but one raped Hank Hill.

3.5/5

A new season of
Arrested Development
Hook stuck in stair car

3/5 I feel it lacks emotional depth Fasho.

Once, so beautiful
Branches dancing with the wind
Now passing and grey

^ 9/10.
I like the way your image focuses on a natural image, like a Japanese water-colour. Only beaten by the best so far, from Pedestrian.
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Autumn leaves; cornflakes
Left out in a bowl of rain
Too wet for breakfast

Oddly unsettling 8/10

Grass pokes through the edge
Of the newly melted snow
A calm winter day

1/5. Not a haiku.

Well **** close enough

10/10 I like cows.


Where did my boobs go?
They were here a month ago...
Oh, I could just cry.

5/10 no ryming brah

Boobs are weird looking
Small lumps of fat typically
On female bodies

I tried. You didn't
Listen. Whatever. I think
I will eat dog shit

Hey sparkplug, RATE THE DAMN HAIKU

just one out of ten
not that it was terrible
who doesn't like boobs?

oh shit yea

4/9 would haik again

Rubato 7/10

People hatin' me
DoctorSoft, the thread creator
What's wrong with these goons

Still not a haiku mate.

how can I rate that?
Hatin' has two syllables
try again friend-o

7/10 very urgent

Sometimes I feel like
A true Goomba, but most times
I feel like a goon

6/10

A rookie haiku
I have learned from you all
Enjoyable huh?

1/π

What the hell have I
I'm 12 and what is this I
don't even what no why

7/12

This thread was so smart
Of Docsoft to come up with
Doc for president

It's not difficult
all you need to do is count
why are you failing?

Where did I mess up?

wait no, read it wrong
I thought it was doctor soft
seven out of ten

:p

8/10

Listen to Conan
Listen MusicBanter friends
Don't forget to rate.

3/16 stone cold

Oh I want to be
Inside. This ain't no haiku.
I want nothing.

0/10

Five, seven then five
A haiku is born this way
Just follow the rules

8/10 very informative

A haiku master
Maybe future president
Go, DoctorSoft, go!

6/10

A dying day done
mindlessly numb loser bum
the chum in a whale

8/10
Very rhythmic ! The first two lines are great, but I didn`t really understand the last one; is chum a type of fish or am I thinking of chub ?

Here`s one in that little-known genre, the cheesy promo haiku :

the FAIR album club
dusty box of strange music
needs noms to survive

Not entirely a joke, so why not make a contribution:-
http://www.musicbanter.com/country-f...lbum-club.html