Kreayshawn vs Rooney Mara(girl with dragon tattoo)

Sparky · 12-21-2011, 01:41 AM

KREAYSHAWN

PROS

- Very enthusiastic demeanor

-Able to relate with minorities, especially african american descent in oakland
-produces swag through her ovaries

CONS

-Although she has multiple tattoo's, none of them are a dragon(though this is unconfirmed)
-Unable to hack into over sea banks
-Does not know mixed martial arts

ROONEY MARA AS GWTDT

PROS
-set her dad on fire(could also be con)
-prominent figure in international hacker community, code name "wasp"
-supafreak

CONS
-Severely lacking eyebrows(could also be pro?)
-Smokes Cigarettes
-Overactive metabolism

Phantom Limb · 12-21-2011, 01:50 AM

Ill take dragon girl. It should also be known that both have pierced nipples.
Also smoking cigarettes is a pro cause shes cooler.

hip hop bunny hop · 12-21-2011, 01:59 AM

A real difficulty here; do I prefer the character from the **** series of novels, or the **** rapper?

Salami · 12-21-2011, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

A real difficulty here; do I prefer the character from the **** series of novels, or the **** rapper?

I know a gigantic series about child abuse in Sweden might disgust you, but they are number one bestsellers, and people really like them.

GuitarBizarre · 12-21-2011, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Salami

I know a gigantic series about child abuse in Sweden might disgust you, but they are number one bestsellers, and people really like them.

Plenty of terrible things sell well, and its no secret people are idiots.

Also, dark story matter doesn't actually mean a thing is mature or well done, and being a best seller doesn't mean the book is any good. I mean for gods sake, have you ever READ some of the schlock that ends up on best sellers lists? Its a neverending torrent of crap crime fiction and pretentious **** and the only reason its there is bored housewives and because theres never anything else on the book racks at newsagents. Ever tried to find a fantasy or scifi novel at a train station bookstore? (Which is pretty much the place that matters when dealing with bestsellers, because people will buy a book before a long journey or whatever.) Nope. Not gonna find it. Its *ALL* terrible romance and "Crime Thrillers".

simplephysics · 12-24-2011, 06:07 PM

In what universe is Kreayshawn considered more attractive than Mila Kunis and Rooney Mara? I am scared.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 12-24-2011, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

In what universe is Kreayshawn considered more attractive than Mila Kunis and Rooney Mara? I am scared.

Mila Kunis is leads this by miles, imo. She just suffers from being a late entry.

Damn though this should be merged "Shag, Marry, Avoid" thread like somebody pointed out.

Sparky · 12-24-2011, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra

Damn though this should be merged "Shag, Marry, Avoid" thread like somebody pointed out.

**** NO i will see this thread die before such a thing

Sparky · 12-21-2011, 02:02 AM

Should be noted that this is Rooney Mara from Girl With the Dragon Tattoo only, not any other entries in the series.

Salami · 12-21-2011, 05:48 AM

Don't think for a moment I like them. One of my friends brought a copy of it with him when we went on holiday to the Lake District, and since it rained so much I thought I'd read some of it. Started off with this woman shagging some 16 year old Jamaican, an immediately moved on to weird child abuse stuff, which really creeped me out.

Anyway, regardless of whether I like the book or not, I think Rooney is well scary and her face rings freak me out.

View Poll Results: Kreayshawn vs Rooney Mara
Kreayshawn	8	66.67%
Rooney Mara	4	33.33%
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12-21-2011, 01:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	Kreayshawn vs Rooney Mara(girl with dragon tattoo) KREAYSHAWN PROS - Very enthusiastic demeanor -Able to relate with minorities, especially african american descent in oakland -produces swag through her ovaries CONS -Although she has multiple tattoo's, none of them are a dragon(though this is unconfirmed) -Unable to hack into over sea banks -Does not know mixed martial arts ROONEY MARA AS GWTDT PROS -set her dad on fire(could also be con) -prominent figure in international hacker community, code name "wasp" -supafreak CONS -Severely lacking eyebrows(could also be pro?) -Smokes Cigarettes -Overactive metabolism

12-21-2011, 01:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	A real difficulty here; do I prefer the character from the ** series of novels, or the ** rapper? __________________ Have mercy on the poor.

12-21-2011, 02:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	Should be noted that this is Rooney Mara from Girl With the Dragon Tattoo only, not any other entries in the series.

12-21-2011, 05:48 AM	#10 (permalink)
Salami Get in ma belly Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 1,385	Don't think for a moment I like them. One of my friends brought a copy of it with him when we went on holiday to the Lake District, and since it rained so much I thought I'd read some of it. Started off with this woman shagging some 16 year old Jamaican, an immediately moved on to weird child abuse stuff, which really creeped me out. Anyway, regardless of whether I like the book or not, I think Rooney is well scary and her face rings freak me out.