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Old 12-08-2011, 09:12 AM   #71 (permalink)
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A goddamned hat for me, please. Put it on my ****.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:55 PM   #72 (permalink)
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EVERYONE CAN HAVE A HAT!

Dicks can have hats too!
I am just really impressed with this hat business, Pedestrian. That hat works so well on everyone and everything, whether dick or dickhead or not.

And your artistry with it is awesome: black and white hats, squashed hats, tiny hats, giant hats...any style, any need, and you make that hat work! It's like magic.

My hat's off to you (which is the reason my meerkat head remains unfestooned) and I before you. You are a genius, Pedestrian...or "agenius," as I used to think the word was, when I was little.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"

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Old 12-08-2011, 05:56 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Yes, but... do you want a hat?

(Thanks!)
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:08 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Yes, but... do you want a hat?

(Thanks!)
^ Does this require me to look on my computer for the avatar file?

I don't think there's much room for a hat on top of my meerkat's head, anyway.

I spose I could go with a candy cane, though!

(You're welcome. It's all true.)
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:16 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Was a bit of a squeeze, but I think it looks alright.

I have the santa hat saved, but I didn't save the candy cane I used for Ska, and I didn't want to find and make another.
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:17 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I want the damned candy cane.

(Meerkats are ungrateful)



P.S. I am amazed, once again, at your crafty hat handiwork.
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:21 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Okay.
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:32 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Okay.
I was joking, of course.

(Do it, or else face the very un-merry spectre of Meerkat Mayhem *)

* may·hem n.
1. The offense of willfully maiming or crippling a person.
2. Infliction of violent injury on a person or thing; wanton destruction.
3. A state of violent disorder or riotous confusion; havoc. **

** Just making sure we're on the same page here.




EDIT! Oh! You were so fast with that candy cane, Pedestrian, that there wasn't even time for my idle threat to set in! Now I can chew on the candy cane instead of your leg. It's a good thing you're a photoshop wizard.
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You will however, note that your meerkat possesses a candy cane.
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:39 PM   #80 (permalink)
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You will however, note that your meerkat possesses a candy cane.
My meerkat is definitely festooned! Thank you. You're a darling.

Just remember, though: cross me and...



FACE THE WRATH!!!



No. Really.
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