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Best Avatar: Tumor
Because she made mine and I can't vote for it, so I'll just vote for hers so that the equilibrium of the universe is restored.... or something.

Sexiest Member (Male):
Sexiest Member (Female):
I never get any votes in this so you so I don't see why I should vote for any of you bastards.

Most Inane: S_K
I don't doubt that he's probably a nice guy but I think he must be getting a sore arse from sitting on a fence for so so long. Wants to be all things to all people. Seems to be more interested in being popular and telling us every aspect of his mundane life than offering any strong opinions on anything. the only time I have seen him do so he totally refused to back up what he was saying and cried like a baby when people told him he was wrong.
Probably won't even fill one of these in because it involves offering a decisive opinion on something but I can see him bitch & whine and say how he's so different on his dutch forum and it's because of his 'disability' if he's mentioned for any category he doesn't want to be voted for, much like this one.

Most Enigmatic: Burning Down
I've been modding with her for about a year and know nothing about her.

Angriest Member: Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra
Not doubting he knows his stuff but I find him quick to turn on you if you disagree with him about something. Also takes everything a bit too seriously for my tastes.

Biggest Drama Whore: Dirty / Paloma (Tie)
It seemed like every time I took some time away from the mod forum I would come back and their tedious little feud would fill endless pages of threads in there throughout most of the year and cause the mods tons of wasted time when they could have been doing something much more interesting or constructive.

Nicest Member: Lisnaholic
As well as being possibly the nicest guy ever to set foot in this place he makes me wish I shared a bit more of my taste in music with him so I could lend my support for a lot of the things he does around here.
However I do still think that when he farts the sound of pan pipes comes out.

Best Debater: Janszoon
He manages to win arguments by being interesting, without making you feel like you've been hit in the face with an encyclopaedia, without supplying endless links, without referencing every academic award he's ever been given, with good humour and by keeping his posts to the point.

ARE YOU LISTENING EVERYBODY ELSE !!!!!

Worst Debater: Vegangelica , Hip Hop Doggy Drops
- see above why.

Best Writer: Pedestrian
Her journal is probably the best here. Tumor is a good writer too it's just she just hardly ever writes here sadly.

Biggest Virtuoso: Don't really care

Smartest Poster: Right-Track
He's the guy I respect the most on the forum, He might not go around waving his intellectual penis in the political threads but what this guy does know about is real life and if I ever needed advice from anyone at this place he would be the man I'd go to.

Funniest Member: Dj Chameleon & S_K
..... unintentionally

Best Mediator: Janszoon
For the reasons stated in the best debater category

Biggest Troll: Administrator
Stop hiding behind Yac and face your moderating team you ****ing pussy

Biggest Contributor: Pedestrian
........by a mile.
Well you've seen all the votes she's had for this so far. That's because it's true.

Most Improved Member: Freebase Dali
I think I owe him this one. I always felt he was trying too hard when he first joined and found him rather annoying, I know I wasn't the only one too, although I could see that he did have something to offer the place so I wasn't against him being made a mod.
I would say in the past year or so he's become a lot more relaxed about this place and he has a much more laid back vibe these days, yet he's still not lost any of his directness. Because of that I find him much easier to deal with and appreciate his posts more, especially in the mod forum where his detective work has uncovered plenty of lulz.

Most Underrated Poster: Tumor
A lot of people don't like her, I can see why. A lot of people don't like me either. But for someone who some people write off as a troll she's well liked by quite a lot of people here who are into discussing music rather than hanging out in the lounge. She's a lot smarter than she makes out, She's funny, she has good taste and she rips into the stuff she doesn't like with style & creativity that most on this forum could only dream of.
I'm glad I made an effort to get to know her better.

Most Mainstream Music Taste: DJ Chameleon
Makes my taste in music look like that of a middle aged hipster jazz snob by comparison

Most Obscure Music Taste: Bob
Makes my taste in music look like that of a 10 year old teenybopper by comparison.

Best Music Taste: -
I don't think one person has but if I could make a gestalt entity I would choose the tastes of Bob, Stu, Jackhammer, Tumor, Janszoon, Engine, James, LoathsomePete and myself to go into it.

Biggest Music Nerd: Jackhammer
Because I don't want to win this yet again and he's always the person that people vote for as much as me.
I'm not a music nerd, all I've listened to in the last 6 months is Primal Scream, Thin Lizzy & Frank Turner.
Got that? ..... Good !

Best Thread Starter: -
I don't think anyone has stood out for me really

Most Missed Poster:
James, Molecules, Murder Junkie, Spike, 6Underground, streetwaves, coffeeshop, Piss Me Off, EvilChuck, Merkaba, Brad Stengel, The Dave, AwwSugar, dankrsta, and I'd also like to add Bulldog, Right-Track, Seltzer & Tore because they're no longer mods.

Thread of the Year: That one in the mod forum that I couldn't possibly talk about here.
All the mods know which one I'm talking about.
For the rest of you I'll say this one, which made me chuckle....
http://www.musicbanter.com/general-m...tched-cds.html

Journal of the Year: Pedestrian
I wish more people would do something other than song/album reviews

Moderator of the Year: Yac
Somehow he's managed to get this gig AND be paid for doing it. Clearly smarter than the rest of us.

Best New Member 2011: TomClancy11
I've not really been here a lot this year but he stands out, and at the right time of the year too.

Member of the Year 2011:
This person already knows I think they are so that's all that matters.

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Guybrush

Thanks a lot to those who have nominated me! I'm a little surprised. Compared to last year, I feel like my presence here has been like a shadow of my former self, contributing less to the site and involving myself in fewer discussions.

Anyways, I have time for some if not all of these :

Most Inane: S_k .. Tries so hard to be likable, but can't help being slightly condescending and pig-headed. His amazing relationships with girls, his home address, google earth picture of his house etc. is just way more information than I need and I think he should take a moment or two and learn the ABCs of internet security.

My runner up would be Il Duce. I like the Duce a lot, but his posts (which are everywhere) always feel like a (too) short summary of whatever he thinks or feels. Despite this, he sometimes makes posts in the TMI category. I wish he'd make fewer posts, but fill them with more content.

Most Enigmatic: Burning Down .. Who are you? That's not a rhetoric question either, I'd actually like to know.
Angriest Member: I'll nominate GuitarBizarre for the way he likes to reign down his fury on the wrong and the stupid. He's part trolly (troller of trolls), but generally uses his powers for good.
Biggest Drama Whore: I like Paloma, but she does seem to be involved in every bit of drama that happens around here. Even when she's not directly involved, she seems to wiggle her way into it.
Nicest Member: Erica got my nomination last year, so this year it's Lisnaholic. Possibly the nicest guy I've met here!
Best Debater: Vegangelica. I do read her posts even though I don't always comment and although a lot find them boring, she does a good job at picking out relevant claims and backing them up with sources. I wish she would partake more often in non-dietary discussions though
Worst Debater: S_k. He can't really debate, only insist.
Best Writer: RMR. I really haven't read much this year at all, so there may be someone more deserving, but at least RMR's been reviewing a lot of classics that I like and seems to be quite productive these days.
Biggest Virtuoso: Guitarbizarre I guess!

That's all I had time for at the moment.

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MoonlitSunshine

In theory, I have been around long enough to answer these, but there always seems to be such a massive turnover between my hiatuses that I have no idea who half these people are upon my return...

Best Avatar: I rather like Jackhammer's Pink Freud, for lack of a comprehensive list to browse :P He's also had it for some time, which makes it easy for inactive lurkers like me to remember his posts!

Sexiest Member (Male/Female): Abstaining from these on account of not really caring that much what everyone looks like. Everyone knows it's totally Urban Hatemonger though.

Most Inane: I had a very long discussion of why I felt someone was the most Inane poster here, then I remembered someone else: Hands down, Tumor. I have never, ever seen her post anything remotely approaching interesting.

Most Enigmatic: Definitely dankrsta. I get the feeling she's not around anymore, but if ever there was a poster that was a total black box...

Angriest Member: Probably Paloma. There are lots of users on the forum that are very aggressively argumentative *cough*Big2*cough*, but noone has such a short fuse.

Biggest Drama Whore: Hum. If this were attention whore, I'd be able to answer, but Drama? I just leave when things get too dramatic, so I really don't know.

Nicest Member: Vegangelica. I love having discussions with Erica, cause they're always so... nice. Regardless of whether she agrees or not, she will always be more than polite.

Best Debater: There are quite a few people who could win this category. For me, due to exposure, I'm going to say Tore. He is calm, collected, and always presents a valid, thought out argument. The same can be said for many other people I'm sure, but he's the one who I personally have had the most consistently well debated contact with.

Worst Debater: Truly bad debaters don't seem to stick around too long here - you either debate well or your posts don't contain enough opinion to be worth debating. For that reason, I can't think of anyone who is still around that I remember as being a bad debater.

Best Writer: Loathsome Pete. It was his "101 Albums..." list and the erudite fashion through which he explained the reasons why he loved each album on the list that got me back into checking these forums every now and then.

Biggest Virtuoso: Absolutely no idea.
Smartest Poster: See Above
Funniest Member: See Above

Best Mediator: Right-Track. Where did you gooooo? It's hard to imagine MB without him, and he had such a presence that he could stop threads from spiralling out of control just by posting, because he, well, was MB.

Biggest Troll: The Virgin. Had to be a troll, had to be...

Biggest Contributor: From what I've seen since coming back, definitely Pedestrian, for sheer volume of interesting threads maintained.

Aaaand I'm not around enough to answer the rest.

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Lisnaholic

Best Avatar:
To djchameleon and jackhammer, because one avatar is quite sexy, while the other one has a girl in a bikini.

Most Enigmatic:
canwllcorfe has a strange name, strange avatars and strange musical tastes so he`s very mysterious to me, but the real enigma is lovesong, who posts with care, but who doesn`t invite any dialogue or comment.

Angriest Member:
Skaligojura is angry in a good way. He`s like MB`s conscience, telling us to challenge our musical preconceptions and take music as seriously as he does.

Nicest Member:
s_k must be the friendliest guy here, opening the Cafe and Cribs threads, just to make MB a more sociable place.
At a more individual level, when Vegangelica opens a thread she is attentive to every poster, making them feel that their contributions are both welcome and valued. Scanning the boards then joining her threads is like walking from a windy street into a warm home.

Best Debater:
tore has the patience to research before he posts. He`s always ready with references, reasons and questions to move a debate onto another level. He is also prepared to reason with the unreasonable. Does anyone else remember how, with a masterpiece of polite analysis, he told Baggs that he wasn`t welcome ?

Worst Debater:
The recently arrived steveeden specialises in posts that are long on bombast but short on logic.

Smartest Poster:
Just one cool, concise line from Janszoon can cut through pages of lesser posts.

Funniest Member:
Sometimes funny haha, and sometimes funny strange, tumor uses inexplicable words like choad and queef. On balance, I think I prefer not knowing what they mean ...

Biggest Contributor:
Undoubtedly Pedestrian, who puts up the weekly themed threads, who is making Christmas hats, who is running the most successful album club ... and who opened this thread too.

Most Underrated Poster:
He has a very mature, low-key approach, never drawing much attention to himself, so it`s easy to miss just how active Jack Pat is, in a variety of forums.
mrd00d - so underrated that I forgot about him first time round !

Most Obscure Music Taste:
dankrsta, Jack Pat and Skaligojura

Best Music Taste:
If best means "most like mine", then blastingas10 shares my liking for Dylan and southern rock.

Biggest Music Nerd:
By their threads and comments, jackhammer,Janszoon, Urban Hatemonger and Il Duce all seem to possess a limitless knowledge of music. Finding the boundaries of their knowledge is like looking for the edge of the universe - it`s always furthur away than you can see.

Most Missed Poster:
Petula07, dj, moshe, AwSugar are just a couple that spring to mind.

Thread of the Year:
Two threads about the year 2011 that I enjoyed reading:-
Stu`s thread about the London riots, complete with posts from the front line, was like MB meets CNN; http://www.musicbanter.com/current-e...-riots-11.html
TheCunningStunt`s obituary to Amy Winehouse stirred up some lively debate, made memorable by the heartfelt defense of AW by legendary recluse, Right Track; http://www.musicbanter.com/general-m...nced-dead.html

Journal of the Year:
Must get round to reading these properly sometime.

Moderator of the Year:
First place to Pedestrian, who has helped me out so much, second place to Janszoon for the same reason.

Best New Member 2011:
fatzsp keeps his posts short, but he has a genuine interest in various types of music and opened up some interesting threads.
Mighty Salami has only been here a couple of months but has fitted in really quickly.
I hopeAgento maintains his enthusiam and sticks around too.

Member of the Year 2011:
If anyone deserves this hard-to-define title, I think it would go to Pedestrian for all her hard work and good ideas.

Finally, a quick thanks to tore, Urban Hatemonger and everyone else who has given me a positive mention here.

s_k

Best avatar - Perhaps not the best or most original avatar, but (especially without the christmas hat) I've always liked Kayleigh's avatar. I've never really understood the big deal about Marilyn Monroe, but this photo somehow touches me. There's a certain kindness to it. It makes me smile

Sexiest Member (male) - Haha, I don't fancy males in any way, but I think Garrett has the most epic beard. Ever. I always think Tore looks pretty stylish and Duce's ever smiling pictures are a joy to look at. Still, can't deny the beard, Garrett for this year

Sexiest Member (female) - Always tough, this. Sexiness and beauty are hard to keep apart. I like Dreadnaught, I like Lateralus, I like Kayleigh, I like Bonesaworchestra, but it's all based on the couple of pics I just saw scrolling through the picture threads. I often don't even know which face goes with which name. Have been scrolling through these topics for long enough now. Nominees are Aurora and Dreadnaught. And I think I'd just go for Aurora. But it's a friggin' close call

Most Inane - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What is dull and irrelevant to some, may be quite amusing or interesting to others. I see being inane as a good thing. And I nominate Duce because I think he's an epic man, man.

Nicest member - This is a tough one. Duce is a very nice man, as is TomClancy and MightySalami. I also am a big Burning Down fan, Kayleigh is a brilliant girl to know and Janszoon is just epic, as is Lisnaholic. But when the going gets tough, I really get a lot of support from Vegangelica. And when everything is right, we have a lot of talk about random, interesting subjects. That's why I vote her the nicest member. But again, close calls here.

Best debater - Tore... or Janszoon. What did I vote for last year? I believe Tore. I'll do Janszoon this year

Smartest poster - Lisnaholic. Listen to this man, he has a point.

Funniest member - Paloma. She can be incredibly unsubtle in a way that makes me laugh regularly.

Biggest Troll - That would be the Virgin.

Most Underrated Poster - Vegangelica. She pops up every now and then, saying loads of good stuff. And then she sort of disappears for a while. Which is a pity .

Best Music Taste - I think that's still Burning Down, just like last year. And Bob is epic as well, but I'll stick to BD.

Biggest music nerd - Bob! Easy.

Most Missed Poster - I wonder where AwwSugar is .

Thread of the Year - MB Cribs.

Moderator of the Year - Janszoon.

Best new 2011 member - Mighty Salami or TomClancy. I like them equally, but Salami digs my video's so there ya go .

Member of the Year 2011 - This one is for Vegangelica or Lisnaholic. I really can't make up my mind, so I'm tossing a euro here (truth be told, I'm using a cookie, but that doesn't matter) and the winner is Vegangelica .

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Best Avatar: Urban, love the oojay ones.

Sexiest Member (Male): Barnard, num.

Sexiest Member (Female): Paloma, she's so uniquely beautiful.

Most Inane: The Virgin, he was never there in the head. Still can't decide if he was gay or not.

Most Enigmatic: Alfred, this guy always leaves me wanting more.

Angriest Member: Big3, but he loves it.

Biggest Drama Whore: Alexthe4th I'm glad she's left.

Nicest Member: Aurora, she is so kind and loving towards others.

Best Debater: Tore, uses his head, thinks logically and not emotionally.

Worst Debater: DJ, always argues a point to death even when he's wrong. He can't admit when he's wrong and just digs a hole for himself.

Best Writer: Zer0, his reviews are incredible.

Biggest Virtuoso: Freebase Dali, brilliant musician.

Smartest Poster: Burning Down, she's a very intelligent and funny girl, knows when to say the right things.

Funniest Member: Urban, love his ability to pop into a thread and completely rip someone a new one without it being a direct insult.

Best Mediator: Satchmo, I feel like you've been able to sort out a few things that have gone on here quite well.

Biggest Troll: Dirty, he was obsessed with the place and I know he would love this nomination.

Biggest Contributor: Pedestrian I applaud her for her effort with contributions to the forum. I will be eventually trying to get on here more and make more of an effort. She is a role model.

Most Improved Member: No idea.

Most Underrated Poster: Jack Pat. Really cool guy.

Most Mainstream Music Taste: DJ Chameleon I know I'm getting a lot of nominations for this, but seriously, this guy listens to Linkin Park and radio hits. I listen to dubstep, drum and bass and lady gaga. How is my dubstep taste mainstream? I would agree with it being partly though.

Most Obscure Music Taste: Bulldog, really random tastes that slip into some deep and odd genres.

Best Music Taste: Jackhammer. He has the same taste as me, never fails me with recommendations.

Biggest Music Nerd: Jackhammer again. He just lives and breathes it.

Best Thread Starter: Tore, he has the most interesting discussions and ideas about things, whether it be music or current events.

Most Missed Poster: 333, shes so lovely and fun!

Thread of the Year: MB GENERAL ALBUM CLUB

Journal of the Year: The Final Sound by Zer0.

Moderator of the Year: Janszoon. He is approachable, hilarious, fair minded.

Best New Member 2011: mrd00d (he's new right?)

Member of the Year 2011: stupid simpson guy



I'm going to do some special mentions as well, watch this space.

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Swag: Electrophonic Tonic
Most likely to not make sense: Steveeden888
Most Likely to Fellash a Dude:Sparky
Decent taste in music: TomClancy11, Surrell, Engine, Anticipation (4 way tie)
Most White trash:Sparky
Stupid assholes who pigeonhole FlyLo and/or move the Hip Hop album club thread to the Electronic Music section: You know who you are.
Most likely to not understand OFWGKTA: Janszoon
Person who I at first thought was a douche but now seems alright: Janszoon
Most likely to listen to stupid, painfully boring music just because it's avant-garde: Ska Jew Lagos Sun Ra
Worst username: Mighty Salami. Runner-up: Sparky
Coolest Mod: Pedestrian
Most Mainstream Music Taste: 100% DJChameleon
Worst Debater: DJChameleon
Still cool despite negative nominations: DJChameleon
Biggest troll: The Virgin.
Coolest Individual: Jackhammer

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GuitarBizarre

Best Avatar: SATCHMO. End of story.
Sexiest Member (Male): Adidasss has a pretty good build and he's pretty toned if I'm remembering right. Lets go with him.
Sexiest Member (Female): Anyone who isn't AlexThe4th, including the men, and ESPECIALLY the fat, hairy men, because I don't believe in rewarding massive attention whores who spam themselves half naked everywhere at every opportunity until two poor souls finally utter the word "Pretty" in order to make her feel better about having a blog and attitude that betray her as the most vapid self-absorbed piece of crap ever to grace MB. No matter how much Il Duce invited them here.
Most Inane: theairwasthick
Most Enigmatic: Administrator
Angriest Member: Urban Hatemonger
Biggest Drama Whore: The Virgin, Dirty, and I guess Paloma but she's kind of stopped now Dirty isn't here.
Nicest Member: Actually a lot of people. I'd like to nominate "Everyone" as a genuine nomination. **** picking. Hopefully two more people will echo this so we can have an award for MB itself.
Best Debater: Tore. He has a good outlook on a lot of things.
Worst Debater: s_k, because green marker on CDs.
Best Writer: Janszoon.
Biggest Virtuoso: Yngwie Malmsteen...wait...no, sorry, I meant Lateralus.
Smartest Poster: Janszoon/Right-Track/hip hop bunny hop
Funniest Member: Tore.
Best Mediator: Anyone who wasn't in Dirty's "member bans" thread.
Biggest Troll: Dirty, The Virgin.
Most likely to listen to stupid, painfully boring music just because it's avant-garde: Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra
Biggest Contributor: Pedestrian. Because daaaaaaamnnnnnnn those mod boots fit well.
Most Improved Member: Dirty. As stated before, he got banned, it was an improvement.
Most Underrated Poster: Mr. Dave
Most Mainstream Music Taste: Right-Track. Have you seen the guy's Last.fm?
Most Obscure Music Taste: Canwll Corwhateverthe****isthatspelling
Best Music Taste: Dayvan_Cowboy - Seriously impressive breadth of styles for someone so young.
Biggest Music Nerd: Too difficult to pick.
Best Thread Starter: Janszoon
Most Missed Poster: FireInCairo
Thread of the Year: COME HERE FOR A GODDAMNED SANTA HAT
Journal of the Year: 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die, for the title alone.
Moderator of the Year: SATCHMO
Best New Member 2011: No ****ing clue.
Member of the Year 2011: Administrator

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Updated with new entries:

Best Avatar: BillyJerome, ThePhanastasio, CaptainCaptain(I'm a sucker for Lynch)

Sexiest Member (Male): S_K, Scrotie McBoogerballs, Uh... Tom Clancy with his underdrill avatar

Sexiest Member (Female): Lateralus, Aurora, Tumor

Most Inane: Erasertime, by lightyears, Blastinggas, S_K

Most Enigmatic: Mondo Bungle, Moonlit Sunshine, Eric_generic

Angriest Member: Blastinggas, Guitar Bizarre (created an 8 page thread on hating CG bicycles), Freebase Dali(albeit not so much lately)

Biggest Drama Whore: Blastinggas, Guitar Bizarre, s_k

Nicest Member: Doctor Soft - Extremely nice young man. Fun to talk to. Brightens up mumusessions. Burning Down, Pedestrian

Best Debater: Unknown Soldier, Janszoon, Il Duce

Worst Debater: Erasertime, Blastinggas, TheBig3

Best Writer: I can't really say...

Biggest Virtuoso: Rezz, Burning Down, Vegangelica

Smartest Poster: Burning Down, Dali, Engine

Funniest Member: Janzsoon, Conan, Erasertime(even if unintentionally)

Best Mediator: Jack Pat, Pedestrian, Janzsoon

Biggest Troll: Erasertime, Blastinggas, TheBig3

Biggest Contributor: Jack Pat, RMR, Bob

Most Improved Member: Paloma, The Mighty Salami(getting there).

Most Underrated Poster: Engine, RMR, MrD00D

Most Mainstream Music Taste: Urban Hatemonger, Vanilla, Aw Sugar!

Most Obscure Music Taste: Bob, Jackpat, Dankstra

Best Music Taste: Stu, Jackpat, Dankstra (Bob BARELY doesn't make this list. Janzsoon, and Tore are also really close. Anteater also, as well as Loose_Lips. too many people on this forum with awesome tastes.)

Biggest Music Nerd: Anteater(seemingly literally knows everything about every genre), Tore, Jackhammer

Best Thread Starter: Jackhammer, Pedestrian, Stu

Most Missed Poster: Clutnuckle, James(big time), Loose_Lips

Thread of the Year: "The Evolution of Music: Accident, or Adaptation? " It's a new one, but has a potential for endless productive discussion. It's going to be really hard to add anymore... Too many threads.

Journal of the Year: Don't really read the journals.

Moderator of the Year: Pedestrian, Janzsoon, Vanilla

Best New Member 2011: I honestly would need a list of who qualifies. MrD00D, definitely if he counts. Mondo Bungle, as well.

Member of the Year 2011: Il Duce, Jackhammer, Jackpat

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Best Avatar: jackhammer
Sexiest Member (Male): tore
Sexiest Member (Female): Aurora
Biggest Drama Whore: Paloma
Nicest Member: ThePhanastasio
Best Debater: anticipation
Most Mainstream Music Taste: djchameleon
Most Missed Poster: khfreek
Thread of the Year: The thread in the mod forums that you all know about
Journal of the Year: Trollheart
Moderator of the Year: Pedestrian
Best New Member 2011: Mrd00d
Member of the Year 2011: Janszoon / Pedestrian

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