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Old 12-01-2011, 05:25 AM   #131 (permalink)
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But... Alf eats pussies.
Good joke.



I had forgotten Alf series.

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Regarding this thread, intention is good. However, in my opinion there is a problem with flattering comments. Are they self-flattering or not? For instance, if someone writes "X is so hot...", we don't know if that comes from an attention whore or if it's really from a shy secret admirer.
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Old 12-01-2011, 08:36 AM   #132 (permalink)
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do you fall into the 50% quoted in your sig. I'd have to assume so.
possibly. at times i wonder =)
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Old 12-05-2011, 02:41 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Sorry guys, I went on a trip to Madrid, Spain with my friend. I've been busy

Here's some new confessions sent in.
- I think I'm actually gay.
- Last year me and my girlfriend attempted to do a "2 girls 1 cup", I couldn't get the taste of **** out of my mouth for days!
- I'm still a virgin if you haven't noticed
- Bloody Mary probably left us, I haven't seen her in a while
- I have a 9 inch penis.
- The other night I could have sworn footsteps in downstairs... I think there is a ghost in my house
- never

Those were all.
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Old 12-05-2011, 04:01 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Sorry guys, I went on a trip to Madrid, Spain with my friend. I've been busy

Here's some new confessions sent in.
- I think I'm actually gay.
- Last year me and my girlfriend attempted to do a "2 girls 1 cup", I couldn't get the taste of **** out of my mouth for days!
- I'm still a virgin if you haven't noticed
- Bloody Mary probably left us, I haven't seen her in a while
- I have a 9 inch penis.
- The other night I could have sworn footsteps in downstairs... I think there is a ghost in my house
- never

Those were all.
I sincerely applaud whoever wrote these two, because they both take some balls to admit. 1. Coming to realize your sexuality and 2. not hiding behind pretensions are perhaps two of the bravest things you could possibly open up to. You brave brave brave men.

On the other hand this sounds like it was written by an angsty nutjob. Even if it's true, the only people that actually give a damn how big you are or what your dick looks like are the ones tasting it.
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Old 12-05-2011, 06:24 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Lol. got to admit, this is actually funny when there's a list of things.
I'd say; Collect them every week
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Old 12-05-2011, 06:49 AM   #136 (permalink)
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well, actually i'm a virgin also
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Old 12-05-2011, 07:00 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Anal, perhaps
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Old 12-05-2011, 09:13 AM   #138 (permalink)
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- I have a 9 inch penis.
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Why don't you guys use the metric system when you measure your penis? For Eros' sake! 9 inches = 22.86 centimetres
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Old 12-05-2011, 09:15 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Sorry guys, I went on a trip to Madrid, Spain with my friend. I've been busy

Here's some new confessions sent in.
- Last year me and my girlfriend attempted to do a "2 girls 1 cup", I couldn't get the taste of **** out of my mouth for days!

Those were all.
I have some idea who sent that in
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Old 12-05-2011, 10:01 AM   #140 (permalink)
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I have some idea who sent that in
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