Why ARN'T you DRUNK yet?

The Batlord · 07-21-2014, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11

I fell asleep with my shoes on this past Saturday. Not quite epic, but for a very particular guy when it comes to post-drinking bedtime organisation, it is pretty unthinkable.

Did you wash the sharpie dick off your face?

Black Francis · 07-25-2014, 02:15 PM

Cause it's 3 pm here and it's too early to get drunk??

For me it's weird getting drunk at daytime the sun reminds me of all the responsibilities i skipped out in order to drink, it shines on me and it judges me, the moon doesn't do that to me and that's why i prefer to drink during the night.

GravitySlips · 07-25-2014, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Cause it's 3 pm here and it's too early to get drunk??

For me it's weird getting drunk at daytime the sun reminds me of all the responsibilities i skipped out in order to drink, it shines on me and it judges me, the moon doesn't do that to me and that's why i prefer to drink during the night.

I prefer it at night too.
Having a few drinks during the day is good though, when the weather is good at least.
The only time I've ever been properly drunk before night is at music festivals, I think...

The Batlord · 07-25-2014, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GravitySlips

Two weeks ago.
Woke up without my phone. Goodbye, phone.
And with a mysteriously obtained iPod that had some truly atrocious music on it.
Did I have someone back? Did I mug someone? What went on?
I'll never know folks.

I vowed, in light of the hangover, to never drink to excess again.

But me and my girlfriend split up yesterday so **** it.

+ It's the Commonwealth Games ffs. Glasgow is beautiful and abuzz.

If you can hold true to that vow, then you are no friend of mine.

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Cause it's 3 pm here and it's too early to get drunk??

For me it's weird getting drunk at daytime the sun reminds me of all the responsibilities i skipped out in order to drink, it shines on me and it judges me, the moon doesn't do that to me and that's why i prefer to drink during the night.

You are indeed no friend of mine. I dig drinking in the day. It makes the day feel so much more relaxed and free. A day started with a brewski or ten is a day enjoyed.

GuD · 07-25-2014, 02:23 PM

Day drinking is a hoot. I like to start the morning correct with an Irish coffee and maybe a beer, big breakfast. Hit a liquor store and start brown bagging to keep the ball rollin.

Black Francis · 07-25-2014, 02:29 PM

The main reason i don't like to drink during the day is cause i usually drink to get hammered not just to have a few beers..

im a lightweight too so by my 3rd beer im already tipsy and if i reach that point i just want more and more until im sh*t faced drunk, that's why i just can't have 1 or 2 beers casually during the daytime cause i end up wanting more.

oh, also i work during the day so i can't do it anyway..

The Batlord · 07-25-2014, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Day drinking is a hoot. I like to start the morning correct with an Irish coffee and maybe a beer, big breakfast. Hit a liquor store and start brown bagging to keep the ball rollin.

It might be a total alchie move, but getting plastered and passing out, and then starting the day with another drinking binge is one of life's great joys. Only if it's a bright, sunny spring/summer day though. Otherwise it just becomes painfully obvious you need to quit drinking so much.

djchameleon · 07-25-2014, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

im a lightweight too so by my 3rd beer im already tipsy and if i reach that point i just want more and more until im sh*t faced drunk, that's why i just can't have 1 or 2 beers casually during the daytime cause i end up wanting more.

oh, also i work during the day so i can't do it anyway..

It is kind of fun to get drunk knowing you have obligations to take care of in the day but if you can't control yourself and just be slightly tipsy then that ruins it.

Also of course if you have to drive to and from work then that'd be a no go but try it one day like if you have work off that day but need to go to the dr. or dentist.

It is kind of like a test to see how much of a functioning alcoholic you and be and if others can tell you've been drinking or not.

The Batlord · 07-25-2014, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

It is kind of fun to get drunk knowing you have obligations to take care of in the day but if you can't control yourself and just be slightly tipsy then that ruins it.

Also of course if you have to drive to and from work then that'd be a no go but try it one day like if you have work off that day but need to go to the dr. or dentist.

It is kind of like a test to see how much of a functioning alcoholic you and be and if others can tell you've been drinking or not.

My favorite is when you stayed up all last night drinking with your friends until the sun came up, passed out, and then started drinking again when you all woke up (assuming everyone has the day off). It makes it feel like the good times never ended, they just took a break.

Black Francis · 07-26-2014, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

It is kind of fun to get drunk knowing you have obligations to take care of in the day but if you can't control yourself and just be slightly tipsy then that ruins it.

Also of course if you have to drive to and from work then that'd be a no go but try it one day like if you have work off that day but need to go to the dr. or dentist.

It is kind of like a test to see how much of a functioning alcoholic you and be and if others can tell you've been drinking or not.

Personally i don't like slacking off at work so ive never sneaked off to have a drink..
i don't even wanna try it cause i know myself, im an excessive person if i start slacking off to have a drink here or there it will affect my job performance and i already get sh*t from my boss for using my tablet at work.. (Idk why though i only use it when things are slow at work)

07-25-2014, 02:15 PM	#92 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Cause it's 3 pm here and it's too early to get drunk?? For me it's weird getting drunk at daytime the sun reminds me of all the responsibilities i skipped out in order to drink, it shines on me and it judges me, the moon doesn't do that to me and that's why i prefer to drink during the night. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

07-25-2014, 02:23 PM	#95 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Day drinking is a hoot. I like to start the morning correct with an Irish coffee and maybe a beer, big breakfast. Hit a liquor store and start brown bagging to keep the ball rollin. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

07-25-2014, 02:29 PM	#96 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	The main reason i don't like to drink during the day is cause i usually drink to get hammered not just to have a few beers.. im a lightweight too so by my 3rd beer im already tipsy and if i reach that point i just want more and more until im sht faced drunk, that's why i just can't have 1 or 2 beers casually during the daytime cause i end up wanting more. oh, also i work during the day so i can't do it anyway.. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!"* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A