All the things you've never done...
 

I've never prevented the feet of a piano from scuffing a waxed hardwood floor by weaving a large, pliable mat out of the laces pilfered form discarded footwear...

I've never hiked to the top of a remote mountain in Norway and spent the afternoon reading Slaughterhouse Five

I have never gotten a sexual disease

I've never seen a dead person.

I've never touched anybody's dick except my own.

I've never been to Ireland.

...you will.

Although going to Ireland could be a long shot.

I've never advertised my music on this forum . . . :pimp:

You should go now while it's still here.

Ireland will have to wait, need to see Madagascar before.

Come to think of it, I've never seen an erect dick in real like except my own. Who else can claim that?

Me.
I've also never consumed an entire bottle of everclear while attending a Mars Volta concert.

I have never swung from a chandelier whilst battering and deep frying my hands.

I've never swam in the deep end of the pool.
I've never successfully ridden a bike
I've never been outside of north america
I've never lived in a rural area

I never had a three-some yet, though I'd like to. =)

I have never asked my woman what the frig she sees in me.
I have never delved enough into my past to find out why I like drinking when no one else does in my family.
I have never wore fancy dress... ever! why is that?
Why I have never been lucky regarding regarding money or a career but been lucky regarding personal health? Is it a trade off?

I've never banned you for being annoying, under the guise that you were actually breaking a rule.

I've never nevered.

I've never said never.

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I've never been whisked away to sub-arctic climes by a ginger vixen with too many toes; nor have I ever frolicked in the nude with a shorn goat wearing a pair of my dead grandfather's best dress trousers.

I've never bested a gay elephant breeder at a feisty game of musical chairs; nor have I ever sipped pomegranate juice out of a blue crystal goblet while attempting to perform a double backwards somersault off of a small, pear-shaped boulder.

Oh, the things I've never done!

Not if I fulfill my mission of exclusively sleeping with virgins

I've never actually heard a Justin Bieber song

Me neither. I don't really know who he is TBH.

I've never eaten shrimp.
I've never been intentionally kicked in the nuts by anyone.
I've never seen the aurora borealis.

Only one of those three is something I have an interest in experiencing before I die.

Number 2 is par for the course when you have kids. All those manuals out there regarding raising kids all fail at one thing - the need for the dad to wear a cod piece at all times.

This I would like to see.

Me too. :)

Intentionally though?

I've never had my first kiss.
I've never been on a date.
I've never been to New England.
I've never been out of the country.
I've never bought shirts in any color, except for black.

I've never verbally assaulted a priest while tripping my ass off on salvia riding a float shaped like big mac on St. Patrick's Day.

I've never pooped on a airplane.

I should hope that no one has.

What are the toilets for? I shit on principle, as a way to make the most out of the money I spend on the ticket.

I pooped on a train once. It was 2am and I was traveling through Serbia. It was not much fun to tell you the truth...

I'll say this: train bathrooms are much more roomy than the airplane ones.

I've never bought a Rolling Stones Album

Me neither. I'm actually willing to bet that's true of most people on here.

This thread was fun...

I've never carjacked a family, kicked the father out, and stolen the wife and kids away to join me for a round of pizza and ice cream three towns over, only to ditch them and drive to the border.

I've never juggled chainsaws.

I've never flown an airplane into a lake at a complete dive.

i've never been to me
i've never been inside a man, unless you count transsexuals
i've never seen a grown man cry

Never snorted anything

Never hurt an animal

:crazy: Dude, it's an airplane bathroom! You don't **** with airplane bathrooms except to pee. Airplane bathrooms are below fast food restrooms but just above gas station bathrooms.

I've never played a bitchin' rock guitar solo on the desecrated corpse of God.