All the things you've never done...

Phantom Limb · 10-24-2011, 02:35 PM

I've never had 3 orangutans simultaneously give me a hand job while I was running from the cops (because of my indecent exposure. how else do you get a hand job from an orangutan?) during a game of freeze tag that I was playing with a class of 9th grade autistic students.

Batty · 10-24-2011, 10:11 PM

I have never understood why country and western could be popular ........ anywhere

Thom Yorke · 10-24-2011, 10:18 PM

I've never ****ed a female sea lion.

Phantom Limb · 10-24-2011, 10:24 PM

^I've never ****ed a male sea lion.

**Janszoon** · 10-24-2011, 11:41 PM

I've never ****ed a male or female land lion.

Sparky · 10-25-2011, 12:11 AM

I've never been the father i should have been... after Trish, my then-lion girlfriend(now seperated), gave birth to two beautiful human-cub hybrids. I've never been able to take care of myself, much less children.

I haven't talked to them in months, I doubt they would even recognize me at this point..

Howard the Duck · 10-25-2011, 12:25 AM

i've never been the Queen of Sheba

Windy · 10-25-2011, 02:12 AM

I've never sing like a song;
I've never speaker louder;
I've never been taller;
I've never been healthier;
I've never been able to do what I want to do ...

Howard the Duck · 10-25-2011, 02:27 AM

^^you've also never learn to english proper speak

~~Odyshape~~ · 10-26-2011, 01:15 AM

never done anything sexual with a girl who wasn't taller than I am
(I just realized the number of sex related posts ive been creating has been on a significant rise)

10-24-2011, 10:11 PM	#42 (permalink)
Batty Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: South Australia Posts: 194	I have never understood why country and western could be popular ........ anywhere __________________ http://www.last.fm/user/Batt1958/charts Earworms Rool.

10-24-2011, 11:41 PM	#45 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I've never **ed a male or female land lion. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die** last.fm

10-26-2011, 01:15 AM	#50 (permalink)
~~Odyshape~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 526	never done anything sexual with a girl who wasn't taller than I am (I just realized the number of sex related posts ive been creating has been on a significant rise) Last edited by Odyshape; 10-26-2011 at 01:29 AM.

10-24-2011, 10:18 PM	#43 (permalink)
Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	I've never ****ed a female sea lion.

10-25-2011, 12:11 AM	#46 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	I've never been the father i should have been... after Trish, my then-lion girlfriend(now seperated), gave birth to two beautiful human-cub hybrids. I've never been able to take care of myself, much less children. I haven't talked to them in months, I doubt they would even recognize me at this point..

10-25-2011, 02:12 AM	#48 (permalink)
Windy Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: HK Posts: 52	I've never sing like a song; I've never speaker louder; I've never been taller; I've never been healthier; I've never been able to do what I want to do ...