I've never had 3 orangutans simultaneously give me a hand job while I was running from the cops (because of my indecent exposure. how else do you get a hand job from an orangutan?) during a game of freeze tag that I was playing with a class of 9th grade autistic students.

I have never understood why country and western could be popular ........ anywhere

I've never ****ed a female sea lion.

^I've never ****ed a male sea lion.

I've never ****ed a male or female land lion.

I've never been the father i should have been... after Trish, my then-lion girlfriend(now seperated), gave birth to two beautiful human-cub hybrids. I've never been able to take care of myself, much less children.

I haven't talked to them in months, I doubt they would even recognize me at this point..

i've never been the Queen of Sheba

I've never sing like a song;
I've never speaker louder;
I've never been taller;
I've never been healthier;
I've never been able to do what I want to do ...:nono:

^^you've also never learn to english proper speak

never done anything sexual with a girl who wasn't taller than I am
(I just realized the number of sex related posts ive been creating has been on a significant rise)