I have never swung from a chandelier whilst battering and deep frying my hands.

I've never swam in the deep end of the pool.
I've never successfully ridden a bike
I've never been outside of north america
I've never lived in a rural area

I never had a three-some yet, though I'd like to. =)

I have never asked my woman what the frig she sees in me.
I have never delved enough into my past to find out why I like drinking when no one else does in my family.
I have never wore fancy dress... ever! why is that?
Why I have never been lucky regarding regarding money or a career but been lucky regarding personal health? Is it a trade off?

I've never banned you for being annoying, under the guise that you were actually breaking a rule.

I've never nevered.

I've never said never.

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I've never been whisked away to sub-arctic climes by a ginger vixen with too many toes; nor have I ever frolicked in the nude with a shorn goat wearing a pair of my dead grandfather's best dress trousers.

I've never bested a gay elephant breeder at a feisty game of musical chairs; nor have I ever sipped pomegranate juice out of a blue crystal goblet while attempting to perform a double backwards somersault off of a small, pear-shaped boulder.

Oh, the things I've never done!

Not if I fulfill my mission of exclusively sleeping with virgins

I've never actually heard a Justin Bieber song