grammer Nazi'ss

Mykonos · 09-17-2011, 09:13 AM

Ive seen an english teacher before who writes like this.Thats bad.

CanwllCorfe · 09-17-2011, 11:17 AM

I love it when people use punctuation incorrectly. My friend's girlfriend does it all the time. I used one once in a text message to her, and ever since then she attempts to use them in any way she can. For the record, I don't think she's used it correctly even once so far.

I don't know if it counts, but I also enjoy seeing people use words like "thy" and "thou".

Burning Down · 09-17-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

I love it when people use punctuation incorrectly. My friend's girlfriend does it all the time. I used one once in a text message to her, and ever since then she attempts to use them in any way she can. For the record, I don't think she's used it correctly even once so far.

I don't know if it counts, but I also enjoy seeing people use words like "thy" and "thou".

Well those words are grammatically correct, but they're just so old fashioned. Like, I think of Shakespeare when I see them.

By the way, the thread title is pure win!

CanwllCorfe · 09-17-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Well those words are grammatically correct, but they're just so old fashioned. Like, I think of Shakespeare when I see them.

Oh I know, it's just that I've never seen them used correctly. If someone wants to use punctuation or a word they've never used before, I don't get why they don't look it up to see if they'd be using it correctly first. If you're not sure, then just stick to what you know.

Dayvan Cowboy · 09-17-2011, 01:07 PM

I have a brilliant friend on facebook who claims that typing and spelling like a retard is fine on the internet just as long as you don't spell like that in real life. The sad part is, she actually does pass in tests like this. Believe it or not she passed english class.

"Hates it when u shave ur legs , then you relize tthat u missed a huge part . but ur to lazy to go back and shave it."

"o yeah got a pencil skert thingy and damn , i look like i acchuly have a but ! FTW !"

"Not tierd , so im watching the cheetah girls one world . thats depressing ...."

"k everyone that said that saint macs doesint rookie anyone is a liar ... lolololololol . ohh and simmonds doesint really rookie anyone .. the only way you get rookied there is if u go to the smoking area .."

I can't read her profile feed anymore. I'm going to die.

DevonWilliams · 09-17-2011, 01:19 PM

It bugged me until I realized I was on the Internet

Paedantic Basterd · 09-17-2011, 03:07 PM

Where would anybody be without spellcheck?

Buzzov*en · 09-17-2011, 03:27 PM

**** like that does annoy me. what annoys me the most is when someone says your stupid when they actually say it with meaning behind it. makes me laugh, but at the same time annoyed.

GuitarBizarre · 09-17-2011, 04:26 PM

"Why are bare people h8in on ma bby darryn, he iz so coote"

ThePhanastasio · 09-18-2011, 02:26 AM

I seriously don't have spell check in my browser, and trust my own judgment as to what should / should not be posted.

I qualified for the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee in 2002, and had to miss because I had a softball tournament (15 hours away) in Daytona Beach, FL. So, I feel like anything spelled by me is either going to be correct, a typo, or based on some serious linguistic rule in Latin, German, etc.

My punctuation, however, goes willy-nilly as I type - and as such, could potentially be incorrect...but I'm a total fruit for commas and semicolons - so please don't fault me there.

Additionally - my most recent visit with a therapist, I discovered that I have a form of synesthesia. It's not a really cool form - essentially, I just spell things out in my head and visualize them, and if they're correct, they're yellow in my vision - incorrect are red - and if I'm seriously not sure, the letters in question that may or may not be wrong are purple. It was still cool to find out about. I'd been of the opinion that everyone did this while spelling words previously.

09-17-2011, 09:13 AM	#41 (permalink)
Mykonos AWhatup Ganache? Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 381	Ive seen an english teacher before who writes like this.Thats bad. __________________ 'Not that Becktionary, the Rhyming Becktionary!'- Bender Bending Rodriguez

09-17-2011, 11:17 AM	#42 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	I love it when people use punctuation incorrectly. My friend's girlfriend does it all the time. I used one once in a text message to her, and ever since then she attempts to use them in any way she can. For the record, I don't think she's used it correctly even once so far. I don't know if it counts, but I also enjoy seeing people use words like "thy" and "thou". __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

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09-17-2011, 03:27 PM	#48 (permalink)
Buzzov*en Anxiety Hangover Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Gardenia Posts: 501	**** like that does annoy me. what annoys me the most is when someone says your stupid when they actually say it with meaning behind it. makes me laugh, but at the same time annoyed. __________________ Save the environment, shoot yourself in the head. And when there is no hope I'll smoke some crack I'll shoot some dope.

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I seriously don't have spell check in my browser, and trust my own judgment as to what should / should not be posted. I qualified for the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee in 2002, and had to miss because I had a softball tournament (15 hours away) in Daytona Beach, FL. So, I feel like anything spelled by me is either going to be correct, a typo, or based on some serious linguistic rule in Latin, German, etc. My punctuation, however, goes willy-nilly as I type - and as such, could potentially be incorrect...but I'm a total fruit for commas and semicolons - so please don't fault me there. Additionally - my most recent visit with a therapist, I discovered that I have a form of synesthesia. It's not a really cool form - essentially, I just spell things out in my head and visualize them, and if they're correct, they're yellow in my vision - incorrect are red - and if I'm seriously not sure, the letters in question that may or may not be wrong are purple. It was still cool to find out about. I'd been of the opinion that everyone did this while spelling words previously. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

09-17-2011, 01:07 PM	#45 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	I have a brilliant friend on facebook who claims that typing and spelling like a retard is fine on the internet just as long as you don't spell like that in real life. The sad part is, she actually does pass in tests like this. Believe it or not she passed english class. "Hates it when u shave ur legs , then you relize tthat u missed a huge part . but ur to lazy to go back and shave it." "o yeah got a pencil skert thingy and damn , i look like i acchuly have a but ! FTW !" "Not tierd , so im watching the cheetah girls one world . thats depressing ...." "k everyone that said that saint macs doesint rookie anyone is a liar ... lolololololol . ohh and simmonds doesint really rookie anyone .. the only way you get rookied there is if u go to the smoking area .." I can't read her profile feed anymore. I'm going to die.

09-17-2011, 03:07 PM	#47 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Where would anybody be without spellcheck?