One Line Philisophies?
 

What ones have you guys and girls heard?

One of the most apt i've heard came from my dad
"Noone wants to live till they're 68......till they're 67"

smile, today is the tomorrow you were worrying about yesterday.

Life's too short so love the one you got cuz you might get runned over or you might get shot--- Sublime :laughing:

$hit happends.

Give me a place to stand and I will move the Earth.

~only the good die young~

~if they're talkin' about me at least they're not talkin about anybody else~

~don't save, you can't spend it when your dead~

this one I hate: ~today is the first day of the rest of your life~

I want to have the perfect woman , or several hundred average ones

The quote in my profile.

The strength of the wolf is the pack and the strength of the pack is the wolf.
If you learn it right the first time you won't have to learn it again.
The more sweat in the dojo, the less blood in the street.
The urge towards love, pushed to it's limit, is the urge towards death.
It only takes one bright spark to burn down the whole f**king world.
One everyone knows - It's better to burn out than to fade away.
In vino vertias - In wine there is truth.
Gotta get to the next scene.
Thats f**king enough.

all you need is love

"The mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of hell and a hell of heaven" -John Milton
"Youth is wholly experimental" -Robert Louis Stevenson
"I pressed her thigh and death smiled" -Jim Morrison

"I brought you into this world, and I sure as **** can take you out!"

"Happiness depends upon ourselves" - Aristotle

life is only what you make of it

those who wait are left behind

Friends are strangers you haven't met yet

Yeah I know, corny as hell

america stands for freedom but if you think your free try going into a deli and urinating on the cheese-the vandals

lifes a bitch, then you die

the best one by far!!

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of feeble minds" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Ghandi

"What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul." - Jesus

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', '****', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" - Chris Rock

"Life is a bowl of cherries, that is untill you pick the sour grape." - Me

"Life's a b!tch, then you marry one."... is MUCH better ;)

for all you people that like weed:
"Lifes a bitch, then you die. So f*ck the world and let's get high."

"I'm a jack of all trades, better than diamonds or spades, king of hearts can defeat me but I won't let him beat me." - Me

This isn't a one line philosphy but I like it anyway, I think I wrote it down at the time when I was frustrated with my ex;

"Thoughts are like branches, you begin with one thought and end in another. You cant really control the width and span of your thoughts or the course they choose to travel and so if you think too much its dangerous, you begin to snap the branches by mistake because one thought has led into the other." - Me

That's a :) one. I love it. More people needa live by it.

yeah :) a boy told me that one

ummm "the greatest of all joys comes in the wake of depravity" if u understand it i hope u got something from it :p:

peace is a state of mind

i cant jump very high, so i jump from very high places. :)

;) nice one

-Who will guard the guard's.-
-If there were no god, there would be no atheists.-
-It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.-
-He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.-
-The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. -
-For in all legends men have thought of women as sublime separately but horrible in a herd.-
-The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.-

give a man food and he will eat for a day, but teach him how to fish and he will eat for a lifetime

dont take me for granted-mike ness

aut vincere aut mori - death or victory

eat more chicken-a resturaunt caled chick chick fillet

don't bother running, you'll only die tired

take a bite out of crime-scruff mcgruff

who dares wins

you are the weakest link... good bye

:) ^Vgood

is that your final answer??