if you can stand the heat go to hell

smile and the world will smile with you

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

^An eye for an eye

Cry and the world will turn a blind eye.

^Wow, I like it... Where do you all hear these from? Ive barely heard any of these...

Some are just things I've thought up. Others are ones I've heard in different places. People have told me there are websites with tons of quotes, but I've never been to one.

If your nose is runny...and you think its funny....its SNOT!

roll a fatty, light it up, all day long, you'll be f****d up.

Paedophilia - It's childs play
Necrophilia - crackin' open a cold one
Beastiality - ride 'em cowboy
Beastiality & Necrophilia -its like flogging a dead horse

don't be offended, it's all in bad humour