^to the question - How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood!

^ :clap:

i was taught to say the question and answer so that one was really easy

haha.. it's like the insult swordfighting in Monkey Island..

anyway

God save me from my friends - I can protect myself from my enemies--- very good one :D

confucius say man who put face in fruit drink get punch in nose... (oooh THAT was lame...)

eat more chicken

Do what you will but harm none.

Jen xx

do what you will but harm some

As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.
Mahatma Gandhi