"Life's a b!tch, then you marry one."... is MUCH better ;)

for all you people that like weed:
"Lifes a bitch, then you die. So f*ck the world and let's get high."

"I'm a jack of all trades, better than diamonds or spades, king of hearts can defeat me but I won't let him beat me." - Me

This isn't a one line philosphy but I like it anyway, I think I wrote it down at the time when I was frustrated with my ex;

"Thoughts are like branches, you begin with one thought and end in another. You cant really control the width and span of your thoughts or the course they choose to travel and so if you think too much its dangerous, you begin to snap the branches by mistake because one thought has led into the other." - Me

That's a :) one. I love it. More people needa live by it.

yeah :) a boy told me that one

ummm "the greatest of all joys comes in the wake of depravity" if u understand it i hope u got something from it :p:

peace is a state of mind

i cant jump very high, so i jump from very high places. :)

;) nice one

-Who will guard the guard's.-
-If there were no god, there would be no atheists.-
-It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.-
-He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.-
-The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. -
-For in all legends men have thought of women as sublime separately but horrible in a herd.-
-The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.-