I used to drink down a park, but I was never a tracksuit wearing idiot. Dont judge me, everybody's done it.

And to answer lees question. I don't think there possibly would be a comeback to that. I'd probably drop my arse if someone spoke to me like that :(.

Everybody hates chavs because theyre loud and obnoxious and generally like disrupt everything and anything. They often congregate in their little cleaks and often 'jump' one person so that they have no hope in coming out of the conflict on top. Jumping someone is when like 8 people beat the **** out of you.

My favourite British expression has to be "They are getting on my tits", when people annoy you.

i like a lot of Cockney rhyming slang

rosie - cup of tea
Sherman Tank - wank
rollcage - road rage

So strange...

it's basically taking something that is totally different from the original word and using it just because it rhymes with the original

<3 cockney slang.

Are we all familiar with DUFF?


Designated
Ugly
Fat
Friend

Apologies to those who I have offended. It's when there's a girl you're interested in and she has a DUFF. All attractive girls have a DUFF. Me and my brother use this term but my friends haven't picked up on it yet.

Everyone knows what they are but have secret individual jokes surrounding the subject. I just call them fat bastards personally.

i have a "wingman" when I'm on the prowl - he's blonde and Nordic

never attracts a sexy chick with a DUFF

If he's over 6ft, get him to give me a call...