Wait, so what the hell is a "chav"? I have never heard that word used in America.

Yak, Boak, Dank, Knuck, Throw Down, Swaggin out, In the D, Going hard in the paint, Mos def, Haters gonna hate, Too good, No homo, On my level, Stunt, Front, Play, Flex, Trip, Ball, Bake, Double-wrapped. Probably a hundred more.

A chav is kind of a more clothed and paler version of our guideo. Replace Ed Hardy with lots of burberry and you're there.

Well sort of, burberrys out for neds and chavs. It's more lacoste, adidas, henleys, gio goi, skip hats, trainers and bottles of buckfast drinking down local park. Well nowadays anyway. They also usually talk in an over exaggerated accent here, to the point of not understanding them.

As if you'd want to understand them anyway.

Pretty much :), they're all scum in almost everyones opinion.

WARNING. THE 'c' WORD IS USED HERE.

The best quote EVER in the movies is from Begbie in Trainspotting and apologies in advance for the language used:

'get te fuck ya radge little cunt'

You can't really reply to that can you?

I just remembered lame slang that I used when I worked in customer service which constantly got me written up - we were allowed to say "okay", but discouraged from it and urged to say "all right" instead. Anything more slang than "okay" would get you written up and forced to talk with the manager while listening to your calls, which sucked.

The words in question were:
All righty
Okie dokie / Okie doke.

I have no idea why I always say these things on the phone. I never say them in person, I don't believe. On the phone, however, I'm an "okie dokie" machine.

So what exactly is so horrible about chavs? I hear every British person on Earth talking **** about them. From pictures they look like douches, but not so different from the millions of other douches on Earth. What makes them such asshats?

Hey I used to do that...

Typical chav phrase in my town:
"Aww yeah I'd flutter the box of dat young one"

Translation:
"I would like to have sex with that girl"