Miss doesn't come off as old sounding imo.

I've said it a couple of times.
"Excuse Miss. You dropped..." whatever it is that they ended up dropping.

Prithee, good sirrah, couldst thou perchance direct me to the nearest hostelry, where one might slake one's thirst in a good foaming tankard of best brown ale? 'tis most exceedingly inclement today, the sun doth beateth down 'pon my poor back like to bold Hyperion himself, and I am fain to swoon ere long, marry, should I not taketh off this onerous burden from oft these weary bones of mine.

Translation: Where's the nearest pub, squire? It's fuckin' hot and I need to get off me feet! :laughing:

Phew i was hoping someone was going to say it

Perfect! :D

idk the slang i use isn't really what everyone uses here, it's more central to my friend group

I use these most often:
fuckboy: (dudes who are on hoe ****)
greening (when a dude is mad at me for something silly/jealous/whatever, comes from an inside joke)
BYE (your stupidity is so overwhelming I find I must exit this conversation, rather than afford your silly statement a rebuttal)
do you do rt/rt ( you just got called a creepy mother****er)

Wait, what? How is this used in conversation?

Isn't it rather cowardly to criticise someone in such a way so that they don't know it?

Criticism is the best thing ever, when honest. And understood.

S: He's really sexy.
A: Do you think he does rt? Would you do rt for him?
S: Probably

A: "MISTRESS COME **** MY BUTTHOLE WITH A SHOEBRUSH"
S: Ewww he wants to know if you do rt


Isn't it presumptious to make a judgment on someone's character over a silly slang thing? **** off

^That confuses me.

It's a thing we get asked as dominatrixes a lot, since we would never **** with these dudes irl it's funny. It means "do you do real time" ie would we domme them irl