Best Pub Names Ever

Mykonos · 07-25-2011, 02:57 PM

Doesn't have to be just pubs, it can be any type of drinking establishment or restaurant with an odd or quirky name.

Most pubs around the Midlands seem to have pretty crap names, but I still remember one of my favourites from a trip to Somerset last year, The Rat and Trumpet. I guess the owners just put two random objects together and said 'that'll do'. I hear the manager's planning on opening another bar called The Screwdriver and Hitler. And of course there's the classic 'The Jury's Inn'.

EvilChuck · 07-25-2011, 03:42 PM

Yates Wine Lodge. Not really that funny on its own, but the name suggests a classy bar with a pleasant atmosphere... instead its chav central with wall to wall piss-weak-beer drinkers.

LoathsomePete · 07-25-2011, 03:47 PM

The Funky Winker Bean Pub in Vancouver has by far the best name I've ever seen for a pub. Problem is it's an absolute dump and junkies use their bathroom as a shooting gallery.

hip hop bunny hop · 07-25-2011, 04:11 PM

Divot's Bar & Grill

It's called "Divots" because there's a golf course across the two-lane back top. Mind, this is a golf course in one of the poorest counties in Missouri, and it too serves beer, and the locals (my neighbors) usually go there to get wildly drunk, tear around in golf carts, and tell obscene jokes that would make Mel Gibson blush.

....but, I lose myself. This bar is located in a single wide trailer, tin roof and all, the pool tables and shuffle board are warped, and all beer costs $1.50 - with selections ranging from Budweiser (high end) to Beer 30 (which is cheaper than Natty), and it has a variety of malt liquor including Camo & this strange **** called "Joose" that turns your vomit the colours of the rainbow.

....so, what's so great about the bars name? The goddamn locals pronounce it "Devo's", and I think that is about as hilarious as it gets.

Zer0 · 07-25-2011, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mykonos

Most pubs around the Midlands seem to have pretty crap names, but I still remember one of my favourites from a trip to Somerset last year, The Rat and Trumpet. I guess the owners just put two random objects together and said 'that'll do'. I hear the manager's planning on opening another bar called The Screwdriver and Hitler. And of course there's the classic 'The Jury's Inn'.

There's plenty of pubs like that here with completely random names, The Cat and Bagpipes for example, or The Hook and Tackle. I might set up a pub called The Cock and Balls and have a picture of a rooster with two footballs on the front.

The best pub name I've come across is a place called The Deadman's Inn, just outside Dublin on the M6. Badass.

EvilChuck · 07-25-2011, 05:08 PM

Hook and Tackle is fishing equipment, so I'd guess its near a lake or something yeah?

Zer0 · 07-25-2011, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck

Hook and Tackle is fishing equipment, so I'd guess its near a lake or something yeah?

Ditto, just spotted it passing through a village.

Nosferatu Man · 07-25-2011, 08:11 PM

I wanted to try get work in a bar recently and have no experience so I decided to invent a bar I worked in before. I named it The Molehouse. No questions ever!

Howard the Duck · 07-26-2011, 10:26 AM

our pubs have pretty run of the mill names

Chinese shops, on the other hand

there was a street with one shop called "Wee Ken Fatt" on it, and on the opposite, "Soh Ken Wee"

TheCunningStunt · 07-26-2011, 10:52 AM

There's a Chinese restaurant in Liverpool called Wok This Way.

07-25-2011, 02:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mykonos AWhatup Ganache? Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 381	Best Pub Names Ever Doesn't have to be just pubs, it can be any type of drinking establishment or restaurant with an odd or quirky name. Most pubs around the Midlands seem to have pretty crap names, but I still remember one of my favourites from a trip to Somerset last year, The Rat and Trumpet. I guess the owners just put two random objects together and said 'that'll do'. I hear the manager's planning on opening another bar called The Screwdriver and Hitler. And of course there's the classic 'The Jury's Inn'. __________________ 'Not that Becktionary, the Rhyming Becktionary!'- Bender Bending Rodriguez

07-25-2011, 03:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	Yates Wine Lodge. Not really that funny on its own, but the name suggests a classy bar with a pleasant atmosphere... instead its chav central with wall to wall piss-weak-beer drinkers. __________________ Last.FM

07-25-2011, 03:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	The Funky Winker Bean Pub in Vancouver has by far the best name I've ever seen for a pub. Problem is it's an absolute dump and junkies use their bathroom as a shooting gallery. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

07-25-2011, 04:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	Divot's Bar & Grill It's called "Divots" because there's a golf course across the two-lane back top. Mind, this is a golf course in one of the poorest counties in Missouri, and it too serves beer, and the locals (my neighbors) usually go there to get wildly drunk, tear around in golf carts, and tell obscene jokes that would make Mel Gibson blush. ....but, I lose myself. This bar is located in a single wide trailer, tin roof and all, the pool tables and shuffle board are warped, and all beer costs $1.50 - with selections ranging from Budweiser (high end) to Beer 30 (which is cheaper than Natty), and it has a variety of malt liquor including Camo & this strange **** called "Joose" that turns your vomit the colours of the rainbow. ....so, what's so great about the bars name? The goddamn locals pronounce it "Devo's", and I think that is about as hilarious as it gets. __________________ Have mercy on the poor.

07-25-2011, 05:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	Hook and Tackle is fishing equipment, so I'd guess its near a lake or something yeah? __________________ Last.FM

07-25-2011, 08:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nosferatu Man Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264	I wanted to try get work in a bar recently and have no experience so I decided to invent a bar I worked in before. I named it The Molehouse. No questions ever! __________________ Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

07-26-2011, 10:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	There's a Chinese restaurant in Liverpool called Wok This Way. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM