now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
jealous?

Lol I asked my mom today and she said if I was a girl I would have been named Bobby lee. Jesus Christ.

I am Galactus, devourer of worlds - yum yum

haha!

Yikes...

If I was a boy I was going to be named Thurston.
and yes, I would have been named after THAT Thurston.

It's better than every Tom, dick and Harry thinking you're named after a ****ing marillion song.

^^ ha ha ha

if I were a girl, me mom would probably call me "Shirley"

My parents had my name picked out almost 10 years before I was born. I'm not kidding.

I was pretty unlucky with my name:
I`m, er, Hugh G. Diot.

Unlucky but accurate, like my name, John Largepenis.