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Old 06-30-2011, 09:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Stupid Things You Thought When You Were A Kid
- There was some guy that manually operated every traffic light
- Women urinated out the rear (why else would they sit down?)
- I was deadset on becoming a Dickie Dee man when I grew up
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Old 06-30-2011, 09:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I thought Limp Bizkit was a good band.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-30-2011, 09:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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- Women urinated out the rear (why else would they sit down?)
On a similar note, I thought vaginas were located in the same spot as a penis.
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On a similar note, I thought vaginas were located in the same spot as a penis.
What's a vagina? They don't have penises?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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What's a vagina? They don't have penises?
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My last companion thought women pissed out of their vaginas right up until I told him no.
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I thought you stuck it in the same whole piss comes out of
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I thought you stuck it in the same whole piss comes out of
I thought that was lemonade.
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My last companion thought women pissed out of their vaginas right up until I told him no.
Wow... Sex Ed did not do that person any favours.

When I was in kindergarten the movie Jurassic Park had just come out and I absolutely loved it. I got so into dinosaurs that I was absolutely convinced that there were fossils buried under the school playground. I organized some like-minded friends and we began our excavation. Sadly after only finding rocks, we decided to pack up and go play cops and robbers.
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Wow... Sex Ed did not do that person any favours.

When I was in kindergarten the movie Jurassic Park had just come out and I absolutely loved it. I got so into dinosaurs that I was absolutely convinced that there were fossils buried under the school playground. I organized some like-minded friends and we began our excavation. Sadly after only finding rocks, we decided to pack up and go play cops and robbers.
Hahaha, I think that's the cutest thing I've ever heard.
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