Stupid Things You Thought When You Were A Kid
 

- There was some guy that manually operated every traffic light
- Women urinated out the rear (why else would they sit down?)
- I was deadset on becoming a Dickie Dee man when I grew up

I thought Limp Bizkit was a good band.

On a similar note, I thought vaginas were located in the same spot as a penis.

What's a vagina? They don't have penises?

:laughing:

My last companion thought women pissed out of their vaginas right up until I told him no.

I thought you stuck it in the same whole piss comes out of

I thought that was lemonade.:(

Wow... Sex Ed did not do that person any favours.

When I was in kindergarten the movie Jurassic Park had just come out and I absolutely loved it. I got so into dinosaurs that I was absolutely convinced that there were fossils buried under the school playground. I organized some like-minded friends and we began our excavation. Sadly after only finding rocks, we decided to pack up and go play cops and robbers.

Hahaha, I think that's the cutest thing I've ever heard.