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Old 07-02-2011, 12:58 PM   #61 (permalink)
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  • I used to think that people in the US spoke "American" and not English.
  • I used to think that the Tooth Fairy pulled out your baby teeth.
  • I thought that building houses was like playing with Lego.
  • I thought everyone who lived before 1940 or so saw in black and white (because the films were black and white)
  • I used to think that dreams were predictions of the future.
  • I used to think that everyone needed to get braces when they were teens or young adults.
  • I used to think that Toronto was the biggest city in the world.
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:07 PM   #62 (permalink)
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  • I used to think that people in the US spoke "American" and not English.
Some people/rednecks in the south still think this
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Old 07-02-2011, 09:12 PM   #63 (permalink)
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- I though everyone made $200 every two weeks, regardless what their job was.
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:42 PM   #64 (permalink)
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- I though everyone made $200 every two weeks, regardless what their job was.


"America: What a country!" .. In Soviet Russia everyone makes $400 a month regardless of what their job is.
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Old 07-03-2011, 09:00 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I used to think that all cats were female and dogs were male.
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Old 07-03-2011, 09:03 PM   #66 (permalink)
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I used to think that all cats were female and dogs were male.
Makes sense.
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Old 07-03-2011, 09:06 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2011, 09:20 PM   #68 (permalink)
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-I thought brown cows made chocolate milk
-When I heard corn on the cob was called ears, I tried to talk into them

and perhaps my most embarrassing tale

I decided I wanted to be a tree one day. So I ate dirt on a daily basis for like 3 weeks. I stopped because I wasn't making any progress
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Old 07-03-2011, 09:41 PM   #69 (permalink)
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-I thought brown cows made chocolate milk
-When I heard corn on the cob was called ears, I tried to talk into them

and perhaps my most embarrassing tale

I decided I wanted to be a tree one day. So I ate dirt on a daily basis for like 3 weeks. I stopped because I wasn't making any progress
I remember Dane Cook making some asinine joke about some atheist because when he died, he believed he would nourish the ground and turn into a tree. God, I hate Christians that believe only they are right, especially loud ones that make shitty jokes.
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Old 07-04-2011, 01:07 AM   #70 (permalink)
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I used to think that back in the olden days, everything was black and white until modern times where man discovered colour and everything became colourful.
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I thought everyone who lived before 1940 or so saw in black and white (because the films were black and white)
Same. Is this a Canadian thing?
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