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07-01-2011, 10:58 PM | #54 (permalink) |
Rocket Appliances
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I thought women got pregnant when her husband put a ring on her finger, and if they wanted another kid they'd have to buy her another ring.
Same thing about the alchohol tasting amazing. I thought that getting drunk was just when you drank too much liquid. I thought that my town was all of Canada and anything outside was America. I thought my dad's bong was a fly trap. I thought if you got chicken pox you became a chicken. Last edited by DoctorSoft; 07-01-2011 at 11:48 PM. |
07-01-2011, 11:21 PM | #55 (permalink) |
one big soul
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Location: Canada
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Thirded, I'm also 16.
I used to think that back in the olden days, everything was black and white until modern times where man discovered colour and everything became colourful. I used to think that a woman could only get pregnant if she was married and it would just happen at any given time. I used to think that childbirth consisted of a woman's abdomen just kind of opening up and a baby crawling out. I thought of "pop" as being like a brand of soda, and always associated it with Coca-Cola. I used to think that North America was another country.
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07-02-2011, 01:12 AM | #57 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
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When I was a teen, I thought AOL was the only thing you could do on the internet, and that the internet was, in fact, AOL. I remember there being a www bar, but I thought it was useless. The internet was simply chatting in chat rooms, to me. This was back in the 28 & 56k dialup modem days.
When I was a kid, all I wanted to do was get married for some reason. I even had an imaginary wife. I predicted that I would be married by 23, which to me at the time, was a good mature age to settle down. Thank fucking god I stopped believing that total crock of shit. I thought the jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers were funny. I thought eating spinach would make me strong like Popeye. Way to fail, early health food propagandists. When I was a teen, I thought the clothes you wore and the music scene you were into was important. LMFAO. |
07-02-2011, 12:32 PM | #59 (permalink) | |
From beyooond the graaave
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This eccentric old woman who was a family friend told me that if I rubbed chicken poop on my chest, my boobs would grow.
Thank god I was never around chickens.
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07-02-2011, 12:33 PM | #60 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Please tell me there were flies in it.
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