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Old 07-01-2011, 09:58 PM   #51 (permalink)
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  • I thought pineapples grew on trees. I was totally shocked when I found out they grew on bushes when I was 15.
I just learned something new. I'm only 15 though, so we're on the same page.
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Old 07-01-2011, 10:22 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Same thing although I'm 16.
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Old 07-01-2011, 10:29 PM   #53 (permalink)
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i thought money grew on trees
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 07-01-2011, 10:58 PM   #54 (permalink)
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I thought women got pregnant when her husband put a ring on her finger, and if they wanted another kid they'd have to buy her another ring.

Same thing about the alchohol tasting amazing.

I thought that getting drunk was just when you drank too much liquid.

I thought that my town was all of Canada and anything outside was America.

I thought my dad's bong was a fly trap.

I thought if you got chicken pox you became a chicken.

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Old 07-01-2011, 11:21 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Same thing although I'm 16.
Thirded, I'm also 16.

I used to think that back in the olden days, everything was black and white until modern times where man discovered colour and everything became colourful.

I used to think that a woman could only get pregnant if she was married and it would just happen at any given time.

I used to think that childbirth consisted of a woman's abdomen just kind of opening up and a baby crawling out.

I thought of "pop" as being like a brand of soda, and always associated it with Coca-Cola.

I used to think that North America was another country.
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Old 07-01-2011, 11:49 PM   #56 (permalink)
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i thought all movies were actual documents of things happening

i thought Boy George is really a woman and i was horny when i saw him in underpants in the Karma Chameleon video
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 07-02-2011, 01:12 AM   #57 (permalink)
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When I was a teen, I thought AOL was the only thing you could do on the internet, and that the internet was, in fact, AOL. I remember there being a www bar, but I thought it was useless. The internet was simply chatting in chat rooms, to me. This was back in the 28 & 56k dialup modem days.

When I was a kid, all I wanted to do was get married for some reason. I even had an imaginary wife. I predicted that I would be married by 23, which to me at the time, was a good mature age to settle down. Thank fucking god I stopped believing that total crock of shit.

I thought the jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers were funny.

I thought eating spinach would make me strong like Popeye. Way to fail, early health food propagandists.

When I was a teen, I thought the clothes you wore and the music scene you were into was important. LMFAO.
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Old 07-02-2011, 01:33 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I thought eating spinach would make me strong like Popeye. Way to fail, early health food propagandists.
i thought the same also, when my biceps failed to grow after gorging on copious amounts, i didn't eat much spinach afterwards and instead ate broccolli
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:32 PM   #59 (permalink)
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This eccentric old woman who was a family friend told me that if I rubbed chicken poop on my chest, my boobs would grow.
Thank god I was never around chickens.
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I thought my dad's bong was a fly trap.


Please tell me there were flies in it.
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