Stupid Things You Thought When You Were A Kid

The Batlord · 07-01-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumor

I thought sex was akin to an acid trip and I would see flying colors and shapes.

I know it's off topic, but has anyone here actually HAD sex on acid? Good, bad, you still think you're a penguin?

Queen Boo · 07-01-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I know it's off topic, but has anyone here actually HAD sex on acid? Good, bad, you still think you're a penguin?

Want to.

Kevorkian Logic · 07-01-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I recently discovered that my cat thinks no one can see her if she hides under a towel on the examination table at the vet's office.

ha, my cat does that; except she is so dumb that her butt sticks halfway out and she just has no idea.

ThePhanastasio · 07-01-2011, 02:42 PM

I just remembered:

When I was about six, I used to be completely convinced that my baseball coach was Jerry Seinfeld. I have no idea why I thought this; he didn't even really look like him.

Freebase Dali · 07-01-2011, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I know it's off topic, but has anyone here actually HAD sex on acid? Good, bad, you still think you're a penguin?

Yea. During my first trip, actually, which I shared with a girlfriend at the time. It was strange, to say the least. Longest orgasm EVER, what with the time dilation.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 07-01-2011, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

This thread fills me with joy. It's a shame I can't seem to remember much of how I saw the world as a child.

[LIST][*]We used to watch America's Funniest Home Videos every night, and I used to change into my nightie in the kitchen because I thought Bob Saget could see me through my TV.

I'm glad I wasn't alone.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-01-2011, 07:59 PM

I remember having chicken pox when I was about 8 or 9 years old & sitting at home with my mother watching TV.
Back then about the only thing on daytime TV was the educational programmes for schools.
Anyway this show starts and it's about puberty & childbirth, and my mother figures I'm about the right age to learn about this stuff so she lets me watch it.

So they get to the bit about the sperm fertilizing the egg and they have a camera shot inside some womans womb with this huge gushing tidal wave of man-juice engulfing it and I say to my mother 'That looks like it might hurt a bit'
She shuffled uncomfortably and says 'Actually it feels quite nice' and walks into the kitchen before I can ask her any more questions

Howard the Duck · 07-01-2011, 08:01 PM

oh here's another one - i thought the sky was white and the clouds were blue

Paedantic Basterd · 07-01-2011, 08:08 PM

I was definitely under the impression that chicken pox came from chickens. I may even have thought it came from eating chicken, but I can't recall.

Blarobbarg · 07-01-2011, 09:21 PM

I thought I had superpowers. I wasn't sure what they were, buy I was always trying different things... Just in case.

I thought that I was seriously going to grow up and invent a machine that could change drawings or pictures of living things into actual living things. Of course, the real end to his dream was to have real Pokemon.

I was convinced that I was going to capture Santa Claus on film and become famous.

07-01-2011, 02:42 PM	#44 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I just remembered: When I was about six, I used to be completely convinced that my baseball coach was Jerry Seinfeld. I have no idea why I thought this; he didn't even really look like him. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I remember having chicken pox when I was about 8 or 9 years old & sitting at home with my mother watching TV. Back then about the only thing on daytime TV was the educational programmes for schools. Anyway this show starts and it's about puberty & childbirth, and my mother figures I'm about the right age to learn about this stuff so she lets me watch it. So they get to the bit about the sperm fertilizing the egg and they have a camera shot inside some womans womb with this huge gushing tidal wave of man-juice engulfing it and I say to my mother 'That looks like it might hurt a bit' She shuffled uncomfortably and says 'Actually it feels quite nice' and walks into the kitchen before I can ask her any more questions __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

07-01-2011, 08:08 PM	#49 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I was definitely under the impression that chicken pox came from chickens. I may even have thought it came from eating chicken, but I can't recall.

07-01-2011, 09:21 PM	#50 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	I thought I had superpowers. I wasn't sure what they were, buy I was always trying different things... Just in case. I thought that I was seriously going to grow up and invent a machine that could change drawings or pictures of living things into actual living things. Of course, the real end to his dream was to have real Pokemon. I was convinced that I was going to capture Santa Claus on film and become famous.