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06-30-2011, 01:09 PM | #11 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
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I thought there was a real apple in men's throats.
I thought, someday, I would be able to shoot energy balls from my hands, and would try very hard to achieve this. I thought you peed in a girl to get her pregnant. I thought bowl cuts and rat tails were the absolute tits. I learned the other day that none of this is true. |
06-30-2011, 01:38 PM | #14 (permalink) |
county fair energy
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Up until high school I thought I was autistic and that for some reason my parents weren't telling me. Then on a recent visit to my hometown I realized I developed this idea because from the time I was very young whenever my grandmother talked about or introduced me to someone she would always say "This is my artistic granddaughter." She has a really strong Pennsylvanian accent though so artistic sounds like ah-tistic. I lost many nights of sleep throughout my childhood puzzling over why my parents would keep it from me.
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06-30-2011, 01:42 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
Mate, Spawn & Die
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06-30-2011, 01:45 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
Partying on the inside
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Permanently, I hope. Heh, yea around the same time that I thought you peed in a girl to get her pregnant, I thought my sack was where pee came from... and it always puzzled me why it didn't deflate after a piss. |
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06-30-2011, 01:47 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
From beyooond the graaave
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I thought sex was just naked kissing.
I found broken glass on the playground and thought that it was valuable so I brought it home only to have my mother yell at me. I thought penises were bright pink.
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06-30-2011, 02:04 PM | #18 (permalink) |
Killed Laura Palmer
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- I thought Santa Claus was God.
- I thought that the steel factory just outside of my city was where clouds were made. - I thought Dumbledore was waiting for me to master an English accent so he could accept me into Hogwarts.
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06-30-2011, 02:22 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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--I thought that to become a professional sports player, all you had to do was go sign up and they'd let you play (just like little league).
--I thought that professional wrestling was completely real. --I thought that alcohol would taste amazing. Since so many adults were hooked on it, that clearly had to be the reason. --I thought that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lived in the sewer below my neighborhood, and that leaving a Dominoe's Pizza by the curb might make them come out. |
06-30-2011, 02:25 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
Partying on the inside
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