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Old 07-08-2011, 10:05 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Well if you are looking to avoid them completely and going against the grain then that's fine but maybe that relationship won't work out as well as if you found someone with similar traits to your mother even if you hate them
I can honestly say that I would prefer qualities in a woman that opposed the qualities of my mother, in any scenario, every time.
If my mother influences my desires in any way, she has influenced me to seek a woman completely opposite of her.
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Old 07-08-2011, 10:13 PM   #112 (permalink)
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When I was really little, I used to think that boys grew up to be women and girls grew up to be men. Oh boy.
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Old 07-15-2011, 08:43 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2011, 09:47 PM   #114 (permalink)
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I thought vaginas were located in the same spot as a penis.
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Old 07-21-2011, 03:41 AM   #115 (permalink)
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I liked Culture Club. *cringe*
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Old 07-21-2011, 03:44 AM   #116 (permalink)
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I didn't understand the point of condoms, because I thought sex was something people would only do if they wanted to get pregnant, and would altogether want to get over with quickly. I still remember when it dawned on me, asking my parents, "It doesn't feel good, does it?"

I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.
When my brother and I were little and still thought girls had cooties, we signed this piece of paper saying we would never marry anyone but mom or grandma. My mom still has that piece of paper in her scrapbook for some reason.
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Old 07-21-2011, 05:08 AM   #117 (permalink)
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I liked Culture Club. *cringe*
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Old 07-21-2011, 07:16 AM   #118 (permalink)
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When my brother and I were little and still thought girls had cooties, we signed this piece of paper saying we would never marry anyone but mom or grandma. My mom still has that piece of paper in her scrapbook for some reason.
She's still waiting for you to propose obviously.
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:41 AM   #119 (permalink)
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When my brother and I were little and still thought girls had cooties, we signed this piece of paper saying we would never marry anyone but mom or grandma. My mom still has that piece of paper in her scrapbook for some reason.
Well, you better hurry up. Your granny's not getting any younger.
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She's still waiting for you to propose obviously.
Well, I have had 20 inches of me inside her vag before

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Well, you better hurry up. Your granny's not getting any younger.
Eh, she's not my type
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