Stupid Things You Thought When You Were A Kid

The Batlord · 07-07-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

I used to think the way that the act of sexual intercourse was completed was to urinate inside a womans vagina.

Thanks a lot soft core porn, you leave too much to the imagination.

Since I started looking at porn back in the days of dial up, back when most internet porn was just pictures, I used to think that you just stuck your dick in and then...well that was it. Perhaps you discussed politics or sports with it just sitting in there or something.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 07-07-2011, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Since I started looking at porn back in the days of dial up, back when most internet porn was just pictures, I used to think that you just stuck your dick in and then...well that was it. Perhaps you discussed politics or sports with it just sitting in there or something.

Wait, you mean there's more involved?

storymilo · 07-07-2011, 04:22 PM

I didn't understand the point of condoms, because I thought sex was something people would only do if they wanted to get pregnant, and would altogether want to get over with quickly. I still remember when it dawned on me, asking my parents, "It doesn't feel good, does it?"

I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.

djchameleon · 07-07-2011, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.

You most likely will, not literally but characteristics of her will be found in your future wife.

Burning Down · 07-07-2011, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.

My mom once told me that when I was like 5 or 6, I said I was going to marry my dad or something along those lines. Freud and Jung were definitely spot on with the whole female Oedipus complex (Electra complex).

The Batlord · 07-08-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You most likely will, not literally but characteristics of her will be found in your future wife.

Yeah, I don't like to think about my penchant for overbearing redheads. *shudder*

Howard the Duck · 07-08-2011, 11:24 AM

i thought i could be a girl at any time

(without surgery)

Burning Down · 07-08-2011, 12:20 PM

When I was really little, I used to think that boys grew up to be women and girls grew up to be men. Oh boy.

Freebase Dali · 07-08-2011, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

You most likely will, not literally but characteristics of her will be found in your future wife.

Pshh... I must be a mold breaker, then.
I can't imagine marrying someone as ridiculous as my mom. I'd need a brain transplant first.

djchameleon · 07-08-2011, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Pshh... I must be a mold breaker, then.
I can't imagine marrying someone as ridiculous as my mom. I'd need a brain transplant first.

Well if you are looking to avoid them completely and going against the grain then that's fine but maybe that relationship won't work out as well as if you found someone with similar traits to your mother even if you hate them

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storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	I didn't understand the point of condoms, because I thought sex was something people would only do if they wanted to get pregnant, and would altogether want to get over with quickly. I still remember when it dawned on me, asking my parents, "It doesn't feel good, does it?" I told my parents that when I got older I was going to marry my mom.

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	When I was really little, I used to think that boys grew up to be women and girls grew up to be men. Oh boy.